登場作品:Hamlet
“Can you hear that? It's adventure calling.”
このページはプレイヤーがアイテムや物を調べた時(Altキーを押しながらクリック)にWheeler が発する言葉(Quotes)をまとめたものです。
Wheeler[]
Tools[]
Base Game[]
- Axe- "If a tree falls in the forest, it was probably from an axe."
- Luxury Axe- "Swell. Because I can't think of anything better to do with gold."
- Shovel- "Good for digging things. And whacking things."
- Regal Shovel- "A little gaudy for my taste."
- Pickaxe- "Swell. Now I have no excuse not to do back-breaking mining work."
- Opulent Pickaxe- "I used a precious metal to make a rock smasher!"
- Razor- "I've never seen a serrated razor before."
- Hammer- "Everyone needs a tool to smash things with."
- Pitchfork- "For eating big meals."
- Feather Pencil- "So good it even makes my handwriting legible!"
- Brush- "Not my idea of a good hair brush but those beefalo seem to like it."
- Saddle- "I like it. But I'm not the one who has to wear it."
- War Saddle- "Extra durable for the extra adventurous."
- Glossamer Saddle- "Woowee! You can really get some speed on this!"
- Saddlehorn- "A shoehorn for a saddle."
- Salt Lick- "Swell. It's a big lump of salt."
Shipwrecked[]
Hamlet[]
Lights[]
Base Game[]
- Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I know a thing or two about hot air."
- Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "That's a lot of hot air!"
- Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again!"
- Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "Needs something... It needs to not go out!"
- Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "It has a glow about it."
- Campfire (out)- "Swell. At least I got some ash out of the whole thing."
- Fire Pit (out)- "Throw some fuel in there and it's start right up again."
- Torch- "Nothing more useful than a stick on fire."
- Miner Hat- "Does it glow brighter if I think harder?"
- Pumpkin Lantern- "Who knew bugs and a rotting vegetable could be so comforting."
- Lantern- "Portable light for when you're tired of lighting things on fire."
Reign of Giants[]
- Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cold fire! I wonder if it still makes balloons rise."
- Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Woohoo! I'm getting cold under the collar!"
- Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Much better than the summer campfires I had when I was a kid."
- Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "Better add some fuel before it warms up."
- Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Quick, add fuel before it gets warm!"
- Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, it was interesting while it lasted."
- Endothermic Fire Pit(out)- "Throw some fuel in there and it'll start right up again."
- Moggles- "Ready for a little nighttime exploring?"
Shipwrecked[]
- Chiminea (all stages)- "A nice cozy place for a nice cozy fire."
- Bottle Lantern- "I'm sure they love it in there."
- Boat Torch- "Open fire on a wooden boat. The most adventurous thing I've ever done."
- Boat Lantern- "I could've used one of these for my balloon.
- Obsidian Fire Pit and Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "I know a thing or two about hot air."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "That's a lot of hot air."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "Needs something..."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "It has a glow about it."
- Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "Throw some logs in there and it'll start right up again."
- Tar Lamp- "Impromptu light source."
- Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "That's a lot of hot air!"
- Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again!"
- Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Needs something... probably something to burn."
- Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Still glowing, but nearing its demise."
- Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Swell. It's gone out."
Hamlet[]
- Cork Candle Hat- "Swell. I feel completely safe with an open flame on my head."
- Cowl- "Aw... It doesn't even let me fly."
Survival[]
Base Game[]
- Backpack- "Finally! My pockets were getting full."
- Piggyback- "Storage space! Just what I always wanted!"
- Bird Trap- "It keeps the little birdies grounded."
- Bug Net- "I'll teach those bugs to flaunt their flying around me."
- Fishing Rod- "Amazing what you can make with a stick and some spider webs."
- Straw Roll- "I'm thinking its good for one, maybe two, dreams."
- Fur Roll- "I bet I'll dream of bunnies."
- Tent- "Nothing more therapeutic than sleeping in some spiderwebs."
- Trap- "I need to trap something good. Preferably a sandwich."
- Honey Poultice- "Looks like it will... work?"
- Healing Salve- "Take some ashes. Add some rocks. Throw in some spider guts... and voila!"
- Umbrella- "Because you never know when it's going to rain. Unless you check the weather reports."
- Compass-
- N- "North."
- S- "South."
- E- "East."
- W- "West."
- NE- "Northeast."
- SE- "Southeast."
- NW- "Northwest."
- SW- "Southwest."
- Compass (generic)- "Mine's better."
- Compass (broken)- "They just don't make compasses like they used to."
- Bundling Wrap- "Wrapped up extra tight so it'll fit in my pocket."
- Bundled Supplies- "Extra storage space!"
Reign of Giants[]
- Insulated Pack- "A nice little picnic basket."
- Luxury Fan- "Hey, whatever works."
- Siesta Lean-to- "For little day trips to dreamland."
- Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I can't nap at night. I sleep too long."
- Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "No time for naps, I'm in jeopardy!"
- Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Last time I slept on an empty stomach I ate my pillow."
- Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "Caves are for spelunking, not sleeping."
- Tent (overheating)- "I'm not that eager for adventure!"
- Tent (burnt)- "Glad I wasn't in it at the time."
- Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It looks burnt out."
- Thermal Stone- "It's a rock. An interesting rock. But a rock."
- Thermal Stone (frozen)- "So cold my fingers will stick to it if I'm not careful."
- Thermal Stone (cold)- "Pfft. I could barely get frost bite from it now."
- Thermal Stone (warm)- "Somewhere in between warm milk and excruciating heat."
- Thermal Stone (hot)- "A big hot rock. What more could a gal ask for?"
- Pretty Parasol- "It's pretty. Pretty useful."
Shipwrecked[]
- Thatch Pack- "You can never have enough storage space."
- Booty Bag- "Storage space that pays for itself!"
- Sea Sack- "Refrigerated pocket space!"
- Tropical Fan- "If I had enough of these, you think I could fly away?"
- Silly Monkey Ball- "I'm pretty proud of the sewing job on this."
- Tropical Parasol- "A portable tree to stand under."
- Anti Venom- "A cure for too much adventure."
- Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Seems... safe?"
Hamlet[]
- Bug B'Gone- "This'll keep those tiny flyers grounded."
- Bird Whistle- "Maybe this bird whistle will convince a bird to fly me out of here."
Food[]
Base Game[]
- Crock Pot (empty)- "Meals are typically better if they contain food."
- Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Hope I don't die of hunger while I wait."
- Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It'll be done in short order."
- Crock Pot (finished)- "Through the teeth, past the gums..."
- Bee Box- "A box of honey just waiting to happen."
- Bee Box (no honey)- "Come on, bees. You can do it!"
- Bee Box (some honey)- "Just a touch of honey in there."
- Bee Box (full of honey)- "Oh, honey!"
- Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Normally I don't stick around long enough to grow a garden."
- Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Not quite ripe."
- Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)- "Harvest time!"
- Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I'll have to throw some more manure on it."
- Ice Box- "As long as I don't have to lug it around with me."
- Drying Rack- "Dried food is all I ever eat on long balloon trips."
- Drying Rack (drying)- "It's like watching food dry."
- Drying Rack (finished)- "Dry, chewy and ready for adventure."
Reign of Giants[]
- Crock Pot (burnt)- "No one ever accused me of being a good cook."
- Bee Box (burnt)- "Smells like honey roasted wood."
- Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Swell. Time to find another hobby."
- Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This rain's not helping things."
- Drying Rack (burnt)- "A little too dry."
- Bucket-o-poop- "Swell. A bucket of poop."
Shipwrecked[]
- Mussel Stick- "Huh. I don't know what those sea creatures see in this stick."
- Mussel Bed- "Not much use out of the water."
- Fish Farm (empty)- "Swell. A fish farm without any fish."
- Fish Farm (growing)- "Nothing more exciting than waiting for fish to hatch."
- Fish Farm (one fish)- "Could use some more swimming things. Preferably fish."
- Fish Farm (two fish)- "There's something swimming around in there. Let's hope it's fish."
- Fish Farm (three fish)- "Populating nicely."
- Fish Farm (four fish)- "Fish dinners for days."
Hamlet[]
Science[]
Base Game[]
- Science Machine- "Time to make some discoveries of the scientific variety!"
- Alchemy Engine- "Alright machine, tell me something I don't know."
- Thermal Measurer- "Every aeronaut needs one in her possession."
- Rainometer- "A good aeronaut always has a barometer handy."
- Lightning Rod- "Does disguising itself like lightning help it do its job?"
- Lightning Rod (charged)- "Keeps the darkness and the lightning away. My new favorite thing."
- Gunpowder- "Makes things go kabloo-ey."
Reign of Giants[]
- Science Machine (burnt)- "I'm guessing it's time to rebuild."
- Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Swell. It's useless now."
- Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Wonder what the temperature of that fire was."
- Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess it can't predict fire as well as it predicts rain."
- Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Well, it's not going to work when it's off."
- Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Nothing keeps fire away like chucking pieces of ice at it."
- Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "I need to refuel."
- Electrical Doodad- "One of these is nice. Two is better."
Shipwrecked[]
- Sea Lab- "Am I sure that bamboo will keep it out of the water?"
- Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "I'm used to making ice the old fashioned way. By freezing water."
- Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "There'll be little pellets of ice as far as the eye can see!"
- Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Needs more fuel to make more frozen."
- Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's desperate for something to burn into ice."
- Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Drat. I let the fuel get too low."
- Quacken Drill- "Too bad tar tycoons aren't as rich as oil tycoons."
Hamlet[]
- Smelter- "It takes the heavy metal and makes it heavier."
- Oscillating Fan- "A plane propeller would be better."
Exclusive to PS4[]
Fight[]
Base Game[]
- Spear- "Looks sharp. Sharp could come in handy around here."
- Ham Bat- "Oh good. I was looking for a way to work on my swing."
- Boomerang- "If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's probably a boomerang."
- Boomerang (hit self)- "Ouch! That came back to haunt me."
- Blow Dart- "You mean I have to blow into it myself?"
- Sleep Dart- "This one's so boring it puts things to sleep."
- Fire Dart- "Oh! A rival projectile launcher."
- Football Helmet- "Perfect for ramming things with my head."
- Grass Suit- "Because everyone knows grass is nigh on impenetrable."
- Log Suit- "I think it brings out the color in my eyes."
- Marble Suit- "It's like wearing a tank. Like driving a tank too."
- Bee Mine- "If those bees were nicer to me, I might feel sorry for them."
- Tooth Trap- "Ambush from below."
Reign of Giants[]
- Scalemail- "Some kind of fancy flight suit."
- Morning Star- "Speak softly and carry a bright stick."
- Weather Pain- "I think I'll see which way the wind blows before I use this."
Shipwrecked[]
- Poison Spear- "Who needs quick deaths when they can be slow and painful?"
- Poison Dart- "I prefer to use my horn. On the other hand, who can say no to poison."
- Coconade- "Bad news: It doesn't fit the Pew-matic. Good news: It doesn't have to."
- Coconade (lit)- "Now is not the time for a closer examination."
- Spear Gun (empty) and Spear Gun- "I prefer it when firing projectiles is accompanied by a honking noise."
- Poison Spear Gun- "Takes the fun out of hand-to-hand combat. I'm okay with that."
- ファイル:Obsidian Gun Poison.pngObsidian Spear Gun- "A flaming projectile. One thing the Pew-matic doesn't have."
- Cutlass Supreme- "I'm off to swashbuckle."
- Horned Helmet- "All the rage with the 'not dying' crowd."
- Seashell Suit- "She wears seashells by the seashore."
- Limestone Suit- "It's heavier than the sandbags on my balloon."
- Cactus Armor- "All the rage with the dangerous vegetation crowd."
Hamlet[]
- Halberd- "The must-have multi-tool for adventurers."
- Cork Bat- "Time for all that stick ball playing to come in handy."
- Weevole Mantle- "If only it had those bug wings."
- Mant Mask- "Swell. Now I know what it smells like to be an insect."
- Mant Suit- "All dressed up and ready to cr'kit."
- Fancy Helmet- "Saves me head pain but gives me neck pain."
- Tin Suit- "Oof. It's heavier than ballast."
- Blunderbuss- "I still like my Pew-matic more."
Structures[]
Base Game[]
- Birdcage- "I know how it feels to be grounded."
- Birdcage (occupied)- "I'll let you out if you fly me away from here."
- Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Sleep well and dream of clouds."
- Pig House- "Should I knock and ask to borrow some bacon grease?"
- Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "Looks like a party going on. And I'm not invited."
- Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "They need all the beauty sleep they can get."
- Rabbit Hutch- "Both room and board. Clever."
- Hay Wall (held)- "Swell. Nothing more durable than a wall of grass."
- Hay Wall- "I'm sure this will keep the monsters at bay."
- Wood Wall (held)- "A fence should be in the ground. That's 'Fence Building 101'."
- Wood Wall- "At least I don't have to paint it."
- Stone Wall (held)- "You know this would be a lot more useful on the ground."
- Stone Wall- "I'm going to miss it when a monster tears it down."
- Chest- "More pockets!"
- Sign- "It's a sign. Literally and figuratively."
- Potted Fern- "Aww... A house warming gift. How nice!"
- Mini Sign (held)- "I should put this somewhere, I'm getting tired of lugging it around."
- Mini Sign (empty)- "Swell. A sign announcing nothing."
- Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A sign. Always useful for organizing."
- Wood Fence (held)- "I bet there's a better place for this."
- Wood Fence- "Don't fence me in."
- Wood Gate (held)- "I'd rather not carry this around any more than I have to."
- Wood Gate- "Creaky."
Reign of Giants[]
- Pig House (burnt)- "Guess there's no fire department around here."
- Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Looks a little burnt."
- Hay Wall (burnt)- "Can't say I didn't see that coming."
- Wood Wall (burnt)- "What did I think would happen?"
- Chest (burnt)- "Guess I shouldn't have made it out of wood."
- Scaled Chest- "Who doesn't need a fireproof chest?"
- Sign (burnt)- "Still functions as a landmark."
Shipwrecked[]
- Sand Castle (normal and sand)- "Why have real adventures when I can play adventures in the sand?"
- Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "I'd rather live on my balloon."
- Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Where'd they take all my things?!"
- Limestone Wall (held)- "As much as I love carrying this around, I think it would be better on the ground."
- Limestone Wall- "Those coral better do a good job or they're going right back into the sea."
- Dragoon Den- "Obviously the home of an athletic dynamo."
- Sandbag (held)- "Even small sandbags are heavy to carry around all the time."
- Sandbag- "I used to use them as ballast."
- Seaworthy- "Off to another adventure!"
- Buoy- "Tiny little floating lighthouses."
- Sea Chest- "Waterborne storage."
- Ballphin Palace- "Did they build that with their fins?"
- Sea Wall (held)- "I'm no architect, but I know this works better on the ground."
- Sea Wall- "Keep the bad guys out, but don't fence me in."
Hamlet[]
Refine[]
Base Game[]
- Rope- "I feel really confident about the strength of this braided grass."
- Boards- "I'd be board too, if I just lay around all day."
- Cut Stone- "Amazing what happens when you mash a few stones together."
- Papyrus- "Dear Diary, today I made paper."
- Purple Gem- "Shiny. Purple. Ready for evil."
- Nightmare Fuel- "A perfectly normal fuel source made of dark souls."
- Beeswax- "Aww... Those bees made it just for me."
- Wax Paper- "If only it kept me as dry and warm as my things."
Shipwrecked[]
- Cloth- "The same stuff my balloon is made out of."
- Limestone- "I sacrificed color in favor of usefulness."
- Empty Bottle- "Swell. An empty bottle. Just what I was looking for."
- Coral Nubbin- "Look small enough to fire out a Pew-matic."
Hamlet[]
Magic[]
Base Game[]
- Meat Effigy- "Adventuring insurance."
- Prestihatitator- "Well la di da! Aren't you fancy."
- Shadow Manipulator- "Oooh. Dark and mysterious. I like it."
- Pan Flute- "Pan flute music: so boring everyone falls instantly asleep."
- Night Light- "It's like a garden light fueled by evil."
- Night Armor- "Looks... safe?"
- Dark Sword- "Well if this doesn't say adventure, I don't know what does."
- One-man Band- "I wonder if I can play "Twinkle Twinkle" on this."
- Bat Bat- "Aw. I was hoping it would let me fly."
- Belt of Hunger- "It'll be all the rage in Paris."
- Chilled Amulet- "Keeps me cold-hearted."
- Nightmare Amulet- "The kind of thing that'll give you nightmares."
- Life Giving Amulet- "Now I can have two lifetimes of adventure."
- Fire Staff- "All right, I'll play with fire."
- Ice Staff- "An icicle waiting to happen."
- Telelocator Staff- "I like the teleporting. Could do without being struck by lightning, though."
- Telelocator Focus (full)- "Always good to stay focused."
- Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I think it likes gems. Can't say I blame it."
- Telolocator Socket (full)- "Helps with keeping focus."
- Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Looking for gems. Aren't we all."
Reign of Giants[]
- Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not so great at resurrecting itself."
- Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Couldn't pull a fire extinguisher out of that top hat?"
- Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "A sure sign it wasn't fireproofed."
- Old Bell- "I could ring it. That'd be fun."
Shipwrecked[]
- Piratihatitator- "It pillages the magical knowledge."
- Piratihatitator (burnt)- "It probably deserved it."
- Dripple Pipes- "If I play it out the other end does it make it not rain?"
Hamlet[]
- Hogus Porkusator- "It's just teasing me with those wings."
- Pugalisk Wand- "Look into its eye..."
- Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I've my doubts it'll actually fly, but I'm desperate."
- Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Does it actually fly?!"
- Living Artifact- "An invitation to adventure."
- Root Trunk- "All my storage problems, solved!"
- Vortex Cloak- "A deep dark hole full of storage space."
Dress[]
Base Game[]
- Sewing Kit- "Is it too much to ask to have a personal tailor sew everything for me?
- Rabbit Earmuffs- "The rabbits whisper their secrets to me."
- Straw Hat- "I like it. It says, "I'm desperate for headwear.""
- Beefalo Hat- "It's all the rage with my beefalo friends."
- Beekeeper Hat- "I'm wearing this the next time I go out on the town."
- Feather Hat- "All these feathers and no wings."
- Winter Hat- "I'll wear it and think of summer."
- Top Hat- "Those spiders sure do make fancy hat material."
- Dapper Vest- "All dressed up and ready for adventure."
- Breezy Vest- "Now I'm only slightly freezing cold."
- Puffy Vest- "I bet it'd be even warmer if there were sleeves."
- Bush Hat- "Good thing this is a great disguise, because I don't want to be seen wearing it."
- Garland- "A proper hat for adventuring in peaceful meadows."
- Walking Cane- "An efficient way to adventure."
Reign of Giants[]
- Cat Cap- "It's like walking around with a cat on my head."
- Fashion Melon- "Admit it. I look good in this."
- Ice Cube- "Quite frankly, I don't care who sees me like this."
- Rain Coat- "Alright rain, hit me with your best shot!"
- Rain Hat- "Keeps my noggin nice and dry."
- Summer Frest- "My sneaking around skills will finally get noticed."
- Floral Shirt- "Still smells like flowers."
- Eyebrella- "Guess it likes to look at the sky."
- Hibearnation Vest- "I'll call it my "Wintertime Adventure Vest"."
Shipwrecked[]
- Brain of Thought- "If it really made me smarter, I could figure out how it worked."
- Snakeskin Hat- "A good hat if you don't like being struck by lightning."
- Snakeskin Jacket- "I'll leave this one for a rainy day."
- Blubber Suit- "Every adventure has a low point. This may be it."
- Windbreaker- "I'll never get blown off course with this jacket."
- Tar Suit- "I like it. It says I'm willing to wear anything."
- Particulate Purifier- "Ah... a refinery and a fashion statement all in one."
- Sleek Hat- "I wonder if this would work on my balloon too."
- Shark Tooth Crown- "The gold tooth is a nice touch."
- Dumbrella- "I'll be twice as sure to forget it at home now."
Hamlet[]
- Gas Mask- "Stylish. I'd wear this even if it didn't save my life."
- Pith Hat- "A proper adventuring hat."
- Thunderhat- "Won't ground me in a storm."
Ancient[]
Base Game[]
- Thulecite- "Just the kind of weird thing I was looking for."
- Thulecite Wall (held)- "Better not drop this on my toe."
- Thulecite Wall- "No better use for a precious rock than building a wall."
- Thulecite Medallion (min)- "A little too calm around here for my taste."
- Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Something's happening. I don't know what, but definitely something."
- Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "Things are getting... interesting."
- Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I wanted an adventure. This is definitely an adventure."
- Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Things are getting back to normal. Whatever "normal" is."
- Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Well, that was fun."
- Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Nothing going on here."
- The Lazy Forager- "It must sense my magnetic personality."
- Magiluminescence- "Puts a light on my chest and a spring in my step."
- Construction Amulet- "Fabrication just got easier."
- The Lazy Explorer- "Not as good as flying, but it'll have to do."
- Star Caller's Staff- "Always wanted to get closer to the stars."
- Deconstruction Staff- "A stick with a stone in it. Oh, and it has magic powers."
- Pick/Axe- "Frees up some pocket space."
- Thulecite Crown- "A crown you can wear anywhere. Even fighting monsters."
- Thulecite Suit- "Ready for whatever adventures come my way."
- Thulecite Club- "All those years playing stick ball will finally come in handy."
- Houndius Shootius (held)- "What are you looking at?"
- Houndius Shootius- "Just what I always wanted, my own personal shooting eye!"
Nautical[]
Shipwrecked[]
- Log Raft- "About as stable as a wooden balloon."
- Raft- "Would probably work just as well as an aeroplane."
- Row Boat- "If only I had oars for my balloon."
- Cargo Boat- "Now all my things can go adventuring with me."
- Armored Boat- "Nothing will get past these strategically placed seashells!"
- Encrusted Boat- "Strong enough to take on an adventure."
- The 'Sea Legs'- "But can it fly?"
- Boat Repair Kit- "Swell. Because cork is known for its durability."
- Thatch Sail- "Leaves. What can't they do?"
- Cloth Sail- "Nice cloth. It makes good material for a hot air balloon too."
- Snakeskin Sail- "Too heavy for balloon material. Just right for a sail."
- Feather Lite Sail- "I can pretend I'm flying through the water."
- Iron Wind- "I wish it worked on planes."
- Boat Cannon- "A Pew-matic for my boat."
- Quackering Ram- "When in doubt, ram 'em."
- Sea Trap- "It looks that way so the crustaceans won't recognize that I'm desperate."
- Sea Yard (off)- "The repairer has become the repairee."
- Sea Yard (on)- "If I had this for my balloon, I wouldn't be stranded here."
- Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Needs tar. Lots of tar."
- Tar Extractor (off)- "Not working. Is there a switch or something?"
- Tar Extractor (on)- "At least I don't have to do it by hand."
- Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I need fuel to get the other fuel."
- Trawl Net- "A lot drier than diving for treasure."
- Trawl Net (detached)- "The sea version of digging for treasure."
- Trawl Net (sinking)- "
- Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Any minute now..."
- Spyglass- "I could see farther that this if I was up in my balloon." [sic]
- Super Spyglass- "I can almost see all the danger from here."
- Captain Hat- "Now I'm almost as good a sea captain as I am an aeronaut."
- Pirate Hat- "This adventure just got pirated."
- Lucky Hat- "Does it make me look piratical?"
- Life Jacket- "It's like a parachute for a boat."
Hamlet[]
Volcanic[]
Shipwrecked[]
- Obsidian Machete- "It's a machete and a hand warmer."
- Obsidian Axe- "Well, that's certainly enlightening."
- Obsidian Spear- "For all my night spearing needs."
- Obsidian Armor- "I feel like I'm wearing a volcano."
- Obsidian Coconade- "I bet it goes kabloo-ey."
- Howling Conch- "I could've used this on my balloon."
- Sail Stick- "Why couldn't I have found this when I had my balloon?!"
- Volcano Staff- "This has adventure written all over it."
Treasure Hunting[]
Hamlet[]
- Disarming Tools- "Adventuring kit."
- Ball Pein Hammer- "So cute and convenient."
- Gold Pan- "Swell. A pan with holes in it."
- Magnifying Glass- "For finding the tiny hidden treasures. And burning stuff."
City Planning[]
Hamlet[]
- Lamp Post (off)- "Not much to look at now, but wait'll nighttime."
- Lamp Post (on)- "A free light source. I'll take it."
- Town House- "As pig houses go, it's decent enough."
- Town House (burning)- "Someone's having a bad day."
- The Sterling Trough Deli- "Is there a dress code for this fine eating establishment?"
- The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Now where am I going to eat?"
- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "What kind of a general store doesn't sell hot air balloons?"
- Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Maybe they'll have a fire sale."
- Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Sells incidental things like life-saving medicines."
- Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Swell. I hope they have insurance."
- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Food!"
- Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Normally cook-outs are thrown outside buildings."
- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "I prefer my seeds launched out the Pew-matic."
- Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Stick a balloon on that and it'll float away."
- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "I could pick up a few odds and ends."
- 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "I'll wait until after it's done burning to go inside."
- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "A magic shop with actual magic in it."
- The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Well if you're going to leave fire staffs just laying around..."
- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Nothing as good as the Pew-matic in there."
- The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "It wasn't me."
- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A good hat is always handy for bad hair days."
- The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A bad day for hats."
- Swinesbury Academy- "It's full of pig history."
- Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "All that history. Up in flames."
- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Nothing more adventurous than exchanging money."
- Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Can't go in there."
- The Tinkerer's Tower- "I suppose balloon blueprints would be too much too ask."
- The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "I hope they kept the building blueprints so they can rebuild."
- Swinesbury City Hall- "The big pig building in this small pond."
- Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "That'll cost some tax dollars to fix."
- My City Hall- "Mayor by day, adventurer by night."
- My City Hall (burning)- "My schedule just got wide open."
- Security Contract- "My own traveling party."
- Slanty Shanty- "I'm excited about the extra storage space!"
- Slanty Shanty (locked)- "It's a fixer upper but it's close to all the shops."
- Slanty Shanty (burnt)- "I guess I'm sleeping rough tonight."
- Watch Tower- "The local police station."
- Watch Tower (burning)- "Was that an accident or a comment on the local authorities."
Renovate[]
Hamlet[]
- House Expansion Permit- "Now I can have one room to live in, and one room for all my things."
- Demolition Permit- "I have to admit, it's going to be fun smashing down all those walls."
Flooring[]
- Wood Flooring, Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Wood Panel Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "Swell. It's a floor."
- Slate Flooring- "Wish I had this for my balloon."
- Sheet Metal Flooring- "Cold on the feet."
- Garden Stone Flooring- "All the rage with the outdoorsy types."
- Shag Carpet- "Oooh. So soft."
- Transitional Flooring- "Am I missing something or is this floor... missing something?"
- Curcy Hoof Flooring- "All the rage with the piggy types."
Shelves[]
- Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and A-Frame Shelf- "Storage space!"
- Basic Bookshelf- "Keeps my things off the ground."
- Cinderblock Bookshelf, Ladder Shelf, and Wall Mounted Shelf- "Keeps my things off the floor."
- Marble Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, and Pipe Shelf- "Desperately needed storage space."
- Glass Shelf- "Fragile but useful."
- Industrial Shelf- "More storage space!"
- Windowed Cabinet and Hat Tree- "Storage space."
- Crates Shelf- "Nothing fancy."
- Fridge- "What it lacks in freezing power it gains in storage space."
- Floating Shelf- "Keeps my things off the ground. And off-kilter."
- Pallet Shelf- "Nothing fancy, but it works."
Plantholders[]
- Basic Plantholder- "It's a plant. Just a plant."
- WIP Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, and Fernstand Plantholder- "It's a plant."
- Fancy Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "Livens up the place a bit."
- Bonsai Plantholder and Fern Plantholder- "Makes the place a bit more homey."
- Orchid Plantholder- "Smells nice."
- Birdcage Plantholder and Terrarium Plantholder- "It's a plant. In a cage."
- Plantpet Plantholder- "It looks like a pet. But I'm not fooled."
- Traps Plantholder- "Snappy little plants."
- Pitcher Plantholder- "Those are pretty enough."
- "Character" Tree- "Cheer up, little guy. It's the holidays."
- Festive Tree- "I can practically smell the eggnog."
Columns[]
- Planed Wood Column and Millinery Column- "Keeps up the ceiling."
- Round Column- "Looks good there."
- Lit Marble Column- "Keeps up the roof."
Wall Papers[]
- Wood Paneling- "That's the wall."
- Checkered Wall Paper- "A checkered wall."
- Floral Wall Paper, Circle Wall Tiling, and Full Wall Moulding- "Nice enough."
- Sunflower Wall Paper- "Cheery."
- Harlequin Wall Paper- "Makes my eyes go dizzy."
- Peagawk Wall Paper- "If only it would make my house fly away."
- Orange Wall Paper- "It's okay."
- Purple Wall Paper- "Nothing special."
- Rope Wall Panneling- "Pretty good knotwork, if I do say so myself."
- Marble Wall Tiling- "Fancy."
- Fine Wall Tiling- "Can help thinking this belongs in a pig office." [sic]
- Upholstered Wall- "Seems like the waste of a perfectly good seat."
Ceiling Lights[]
- Wired Bulb and Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light from above."
- Metal Shade Lamp- "A bare bones light source."
- Chandelier and Hanging Blooming Lamp- "A subtle choice."
- Rope Light and Hanging Floral Lamp- "It's a light. Nothing else."
- Dual Rope Light, Blown Glass Bulb- "I can see!"
- Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Ready to light up the town."
Wall Decorations[]
- Photo- "I don't know that kid, but I like the frame."
- Full Length Mirror- "I can barely see myself in there."
- Embroidery Hoop- "I never have time for crafts."
- Mosaic, Wreath, and Tasteful Fish Mounting- "One of my many treasures."
- Axe- "That's a good place for it."
- Hunt- "Still sharp."
- Periodic Table- "Science is a great adventure."
- Gears Art- "I could stare at this for hours."
- Cape- "Elaborate."
- No Smoking- "Need that for my balloon."
- Black Cat- "I've been there."
- Beefalo Mounting- "What are you staring at?"
Chairs[]
- Classic Chair, Horned Chair- "Nice enough."
- Corner Chair- "I'll stick that in a corner."
- Bench- "A big bench to sit on.
- Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "I could put my feet up."
- Lounge Chair- "Comfy."
- Massager Chair- "Swell. Just swell."
- Stuffed Chair- "A nice way to relax."
- Rocking Chair- "Gotta keep moving."
- Fancy Chaise- "A nice big chair to make my place look homey."
House Upgrades[]
- Cottage Kit- "Some fancy coverings for my home."
- Tudor Home Kit- "Well, better get building."
- Gothic Home Kit- "For spookying my house up."
- Brick Home Kit- "You know this is all for show."
- Turreted Home Kit- "You could pop a balloon on that turret spike!"
- Villa Kit- "A bundle of things to make my home nice and pretty."
- Manor Kit- "If only I could tie a balloon to this and float away."
Doors[]
- Hardwood Door- "More storage space. I like it!"
- Stone Archway- "Keep the doorway up while I'm gone adventuring."
- Forest Door- "That's not creepy at all."
- Wrought Iron Door- "It's a garden gate that leads to a room."
- Curtained Door- "All you really need is a curtain."
- Industrial Door- "Well, I guess it's not going to fall down, anyway."
- Round Doorway- "Is it... going to eat me?"
- Gothic Door- "A really fancy door to another room of my stuff."
Windows[]
- Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Large Square Curtain Window- "It lets in the light."
- Round Burlap Window- "I might need new curtains."
- Square Window- "Some nice natural light."
- Tall Window- "A natural light source."
- Tall Curtain Window- "A nice natural light source."
- Greenhouse Wall- "Reminds me there's a whole world out there full of advanture."
Rugs[]
- Eye Rug- "Swell."
- Square Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes warm."
- Oval Rug- "Pretty little rug."
- Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, and Soccer Rug- "A pretty little rug."
- Fur Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes cozy."
- Porcupus Rug- "I took all the quills out. I think."
- Octagon Rug- "Brightens up the place."
- Swirl Rug- "Making me dizzy."
- Catcoon Rug- "It was dead when I found it."
- Rubbermat Rug- "Nice and soft."
- Web Rug- "Not as sticky as you might think."
- Metal Rug- "Bare bones. Actually bare metal."
- Wormhole Rug- "A rug tribute to a fallen wormhole."
- Braid Rug- "I braided it myself."
- Beard Rug- "Don't ask where the hair came from."
- Nailbed Rug- "Swell. Just swell."
- Crime Rug- "I'm not going to ask."
Lamps[]
- Fringe Lamp- "Nice enough light."
- Stainglass Lamp- "Nice enough light. It works."
- Downbridge Lamp and Orb Lamp- "It works."
- Dual Embroidered Lamp and Glass lamp- "Nice enough."
- Ceramic Lamp- "It's all right."
- Dual Fringes Lamp and Candelabra Lamp- "It's a light. And it works."
- Elizabethan Lamp- "A light source."
- Gothic Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, and Adjustable Lamp- "A source of light."
- Bellshade Lamp and Crystals Lamp- "Well, it works. What more can you ask for?"
- Spool Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A lamp."
- Edison Lamp- "One of those fancy light bulbs."
Tables[]
- Round Table- "Every place needs a table."
- Hard Wood Desk- "Every place needs a desk."
- DIY Table- "It works."
- College Table- "Whatever works."
- Crate Table- "I'm not picky."
- Chess Table- "I guess I could play myself."
Nature - Plants[]
Base Game[]
- Evergreen- "Well, it looks lifeless enough, but you can never tell."
- Lumpy Evergreen- "Needs is a little love. And pinecones." [sic]
- Spiky Tree- "Twigs and wood. Mostly twigs."
- Evergreen (stump)- "I don't remember if that was my handiwork, but I'm taking credit for it."
- Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Nothing personal, tree. I needed the wood."
- Spiky Tree (stump)- "I put it to good use."
- Evergreen (burning)- "Should I be worried about that?"
- Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "That looks... alarming."
- Spiky Tree (burning)- "As long as it's not me on fire."
- Evergreen (burnt)- "Nothing but ashes now."
- Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I may be wrong, but I don't think it'll recover from that."
- Spiky Tree (burnt)- "A nice shade of burnt."
- Evergreen (sapling)- "Grow up big and strong. So I can cut you down."
- Log- "Could use some more of these."
- Log (burning)- "Doing what it was made to do."
- Charcoal- "Chopped up projectile."
- Pine Cone- "It's almost a crime not to launch this through the air."
- Marble Tree- "Did it just grow like that?"
- Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "You know, where I come from trees don't normally move so much."
- Living Log- "Don't look at me like that. I didn't put you in that log."
- Sapling- "Kind of twiggy. I can work with twigs."
- Sapling (picked)- "It's been de-twigged."
- Sapling (burning)- "Nothing left to do but watch it burn."
- Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "I should probably plant this somewhere. My pockets are getting full."
- Twigs- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but they'll also make a lot of tools."
- Grass Tuft- "I need as much of this as I can get."
- Grass Tuft (picked)- "I hear grass grows back."
- Grass Tuft (barren)- "Needs some kind of fertilization."
- Grass Tuft (burning)- "Should I bother putting it out?"
- Cut Grass- "These are more useful when there's more of them."
- Berry Bush- "Aww... Are all those berries for me?"
- Berry Bush (picked)- "It's missing something... Oh yeah, berries!"
- Berry Bush (barren)- "Needs a manure-ing."
- Reeds- "This is good. More would be better."
- Reeds (burning)- "Well at least they're by the water."
- Reeds (picked)- "Grow! Grow! Grow! Grow!"
- Cut Reeds- "Only useful in twos or threes. Or fours or fives."
- Plant- "I believe the name for that is "plant"."
- Plant (growing)- "It's growing! I guess I'm not a totally incompetant gardener."
- Plant (ready to be picked)- "Harvest time!"
- Marsh Plant- "I'm looking for something more adventurous than a plant."
- Spiky Bush- "I'm beginning to think it's trying to keep people away."
- Spiky Bush (picked)- "Don't worry, it'll be dry and thorny in no time."
- Spiky Bush (burning)- "Serves you right."
- Flower- "Sure I can stop and pick flowers. Not like I have anything better to do."
- Petals- "Perfectly good ammo, just laying around."
- Evil Flower- "It'd be pretty if it were a little less evil."
- Dark Petals- "I found all this perfectly good ammo just laying on the ground."
- Carrot (planted)- "A wild vegetable in its natural habitat."
- Red Mushroom- "I'm expecting a little gnome to come out any minute now."
- Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's hiding. I don't blame it."
- Red Mushroom (picked)- "I really don't care if it grows back or not."
- Green Mushroom- "Mmmm... green mushrooms. Seems completely edible."
- Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "Soggy feet and mushrooms. Must be rainy season."
- Green Mushroom (picked)- "You never really get rid of mold."
- Blue Mushroom- "I never know which ones are dangerous and which ones are safe."
- Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Found you!"
- Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Who goes around picking strange mushrooms? Besides me, I mean."
Reign of Giants[]
- Birchnut Tree- "Nice enough, as trees go."
- Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Chopped it with my own two hands."
- Birchnut Tree (burning)- "That'll burn out soon."
- Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Just a pile of ash."
- Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It's a stick. I'm not going to get all sentimental about it."
- Sapling (withered)- "Likes this heat about as much as I do."
- Grass Tuft (withered)- "Go figure, it's having trouble growing in this excrutiating heat."
- Berry Bush (withered)- "Cold enough for you? Obviously not."
- Plant (withered)- "If you can't take the heat, get out of the garden."
- Birchnut- "Looks like a projectile to me."
- Cactus- "It's almost like it doesn't want to be eaten."
- Cactus (picked)- "I'd be okay if it didn't grow back."
- Tumbleweed- "The chase is on!"
Shipwrecked[]
- Jungle Tree- "Swell. It's a tree."
- Jungle Tree (burning)- "Not surprising considering it's made of wood."
- Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Well, at least I know it's not alive."
- Jungle Tree (stump)- "That was my handiwork."
- Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Grow up big and not scary."
- Jungle Tree Seed- "Aerodynamically suited to be fired out the Pew-matic."
- Palm Tree- "These trees look different from the air."
- Palm Tree (burning)- "Proof positive that wood does burn."
- Palm Tree (burnt)- "That's not going to grow back."
- Palm Tree (stump)- "I believe that was my handywork." [sic]
- Palm Tree (sapling)- "Coconutty little guy."
- Palm Leaf- "So many uses. Projectile being the best one."
- Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Is it me, or is that strange behavior for a tree?"
- Bamboo Patch- "Swell. It's a bunch of sticks."
- Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Well, that's one way to get bamboo out of your garden."
- Bamboo Patch (stump)- "Bamboo. The one thing more tenacious than me."
- Bamboo Root- "This needs some dirt."
- Bamboo- "One piece is nice. Many pieces are nicer."
- Viney Bush and Snake Den- "Look at all those ropey branches just waiting to be used."
- Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "I don't miss it, to be honest."
- Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "It'll grow back. I hope."
- Viney Bush Root- "Well, it's not going to grow in my pocket."
- Vine- "The kind of thing that would be more useful if I had a bunch of them."
- Mangrove- "I'm guessing it's safe from fire in this water."
- Mangrove (burnt)- "Guess it wasn't safe from fire in this water."
- Grass (water)- "I wouldn't want to mow that lawn."
- Brainy Sprout- "Sure it has a bigger brain than me, but I have the bigger heart."
- Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Well, that's one way to ensure you get enough water."
- Tidal Plant- "Oh look! It's a plant!"
Hamlet[]
- Claw Palm Tree- "Strange kind of wood it's got there."
- Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
- Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
- Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
- Cork- "A light material but not sturdy enough to make a balloon with."
- Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
- Rainforest Tree- "Those are pretty leaves."
- Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Where's the fire department when you need them?"
- Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Still good for charcoal."
- Rainforest Tree (stump)- "I believe that was my doing."
- Sick Rainforest Tree- "Not exactly the picture of health."
- Cocooned Tree- "Not really a 'tree climbing' tree."
- Jungle Burr- "This would look good coming out of the Pew-matic."
- Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Swell. Another tree."
- Tea Tree- "But how do I make tea from it?"
- Tea Tree (burning)- "
- Tea Tree (burnt)- "
- Tea Tree (stump)- "
- Seed Pod- "Good enough to eat. Or fire out the Pew-matic."
- Tea Tree Sapling- "It's a baby tree. It'll grow."
- Tuber Tree- "A tree made of tubers! That'll be an adventure."
- Tall Grass- "Tall grass like that is going to need a machete."
- Tall Grass (cut)- "It'll be overgrown in no time."
- Tall Grass (burning)- "All those bugs have nowhere to hide now."
- Exotic Flower- "You can never have too many flowers. Or projectiles."
- Aloe (planted)- "I'll take that, thank you very much."
- Asparagus (planted)- "That looks like food! Let's hope it tastes like food."
- Radish (planted)- "Those look like radishes!"
- Nettle Vine- "Smells like it's up to something."
- Nettle Vine (picked)- "Hurry up and grow! I need those leaves!"
- Nettle Vine (withered)- "Not having fun here."
- Nettle Vine (moist)- "Oh. It likes the water."
- Nettle Plant (held)- "I'm no gardener but I think this does better when it's in the ground."
- Bramble- "It's never easy, is it?"
- Bramble Bloom- "I know a valuable thing when I see it."
- Hanging Vine- "Vines. Gotta love 'em."
- Great Leafy Stalk- "That's a big tree."
- Lotus Plant- "Almost worth getting my feet wet for that."
- Lily Pad- "A little too heavy to use for a balloon."
- Reeds (water)- "Definitely going to need more of these."
- Lawn Decoration- "Everyone needs a hobby."
- Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Finally we have proof that trees will burn."
- Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "I was never really partial to it anyway."
- Hedge- "Not really one for city landscaping."
- Hedge (untrimmed)- "Needs a haircut. And I need money."
- Hedge (burning)- "This town needs a fire department."
- Hedge (burnt)- "It's burnt down."
- Intricate Topiary- "It's... interesting?"
- Magic Flower- "You stay right there until I need you."
- Weathered Branch- "Maybe I can get some wood out of it."
- Weathered Shrub- "Swell. Another bush. How unusual."
- Weathered Stick- "Someone left their junk lying around."
- Weathered Tree- "Just an old tree."
- Weathered Trunk- "Hope that bird doesn't break me in half like that."
Nature - Objects[]
Base Game[]
- Beehive- "I like it better when it's making me honey."
- Killer Bee Hive- "I gotta admit, those horrible bees sure can build a house."
- Honeycomb- "More useful as a sweetener than a comb."
- Hound Mound- "Typical. Dogs never clean up after themselves."
- Bones- "Those hounds don't leave any meat on the bone, do they?"
- Touch Stone- "The perfect precious stone for any adventurer."
- Obelisk (sane, up)- "It's hiding from my voracious wit."
- Obelisk (sane, down)- "Where has it been hiding?"
- Obelisk (insane, up)- "Oh I get it! It's meant to be annoying."
- Obelisk (insane, down)- "Weird little pyramids are a sure sign you're on an adventure."
- Harp Statue- "Wow. How does he play without looking at the strings?"
- Marble Pillar- "A perfectly good marble column just sitting there for anyone to take."
- Marble- "Now I can build the Parthenon I always wanted."
- Rundown House- "Nice house. Could do with some air freshener though."
- Merm Head- "Yeesh. Heck of a welcoming party."
- Pig Head- "He's not going anywhere."
- Pig Torch- "Those pigs do have nice garden lamps."
- Basalt- "It's stronger than my will to break it."
- Boulder- "That's a projectile just waiting to happen."
- Rocks- "A bunch of projectiles. Just sitting there on the ground."
- Flint- "Looks useful. I should go hunting for more of these."
- Nitre- "It's not gold, but it's not useless."
- Gold Nugget- "Gold! I've struck gold!"
- Grave- "I'm just one bad adventure away from being a mound of dirt."
- Grave (dug)- "It's not like they were using it."
- Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirt piles. Sure sign of something suspicious."
- Animal Track- "Ohh! A mystery!"
- Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Darn it! I've lost the trail."
- Animal Track (found)- "I'm on the hunt!"
- Wooden Thing- "Can you hear that? It's adventure calling."
- Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "They never make these things easy, do they?"
- Wooden Thing (locked)- "Looks like a lock. Locks always need a key."
- Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "If that's not an invitation to adventure, I don't know what is."
- Ring Thing- "Well this looks adventure-y."
- Crank Thing- "No good on its own. But probably good with something else."
- Box Thing- "It does something. Probably."
- Metal Potato Thing- ""Thingys" like this always need more "thingys" to make it work."
- Worm Hole- "Nothing more adventurous than a gigantic open mouth."
- Worm Hole (open)- "Here goes nothing."
- Worm Hole (exited)- "Whew! That was... interesting."
- Pond- "Something fishy about that pond. Might be the fish."
- Skeleton- "Always a good sign there's adventure ahead."
- Spider Den- "So rich they lined their walls with silk."
- Spider Eggs- "Swell. I can make more horrible things."
- Rabbit Hole- "Maybe they're part of an underground resistance."
- Walrus Camp- "How adorable. They think they're people!"
- Walrus Camp (empty)- "They picked up and left in a hurry."
- Sunken Boat- "Is that your boat, bird?"
- Sunken Boat (empty)- "If I had wings, I'd fly away too."
- Flotsam- "One gal's junk is another gal's sea treasure."
Reign of Giants[]
- Ice- "Bet these would make for some fine frigid projectiles."
- Mini Glacier- "Breaks up into a bunch of frozen projectiles."
- Mini Glacier (melted)- "It's all wet."
- Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Drat! Foiled by a bunch of mud."
- Burrow- "Where are you hiding?"
- Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Hope they're relaxing in little mud baths down there."
- Rundown House (burnt)- "I'm sure they'll rebuild."
- Merm Head (burnt)- "Well, I won't miss it."
- Pig Head (burnt)- "Can't say I'm going to miss it."
- Hollow Stump- "With all that yarn, there must be knitter inside."
- Hollow Stump (empty)- "Nothing but stump."
- Glommer's Statue- "Swell. A big bug statue."
- Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It's my policy to always break things open and see what's inside."
- Skeleton (self)- "Wow. That's a new one."
- Sunken Boat (burnt)- "That's how most adventures end."
Shipwrecked[]
- Crabbit Den- "You're not fooling anyone hiding underground like that."
- Fishermerm's Hut- "What a... colorful smell."
- Shoal- "Nice relaxing fishing in a place surrounded by danger."
- Wobster Den- "There's something hiding down there. Something delicious."
- Coral Reef- "Really goes out of its way to be an obstacle, doesn't it?"
- Coral- "I need to find more of them."
- Coral Larva- "Just because it's small, doesn't mean it's cute."
- Limpet Rock- "There are sea creatures stuck to that rock. And they're edible!"
- Limpet Rock (picked)- "It's no longer infected with sea creatures."
- Magma Pile- "One thing adventuring has taught me: always check under the rocks."
- Magma Pile (gold)- "There's gold in them there rocks!"
- Krissure- "A big crack in the ground. That's not suspicious at all."
- Steamer Trunk- "I'm sure whoever that belonged to is long dead,"
- Sandy Pile- "A pile of uniform grains of sand. Exactly what I'm looking for in an adventure."
- Sand- "I can fire it out my Pew-matic and it doesn't even gum up the works."
- Sharkitten Den- "It holds kittens. Dangerous kittens."
- Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "I regret not petting the kittens when I had the chance."
- Volcano- "A blistering adventure waiting to happen."
- Dragoon Egg- "Not exactly excited to see what comes out of there."
- Suspicious Bubbles- "There lies adventure!"
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Ugh! Where'd that whale go?"
- Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "I know you're close, whale."
- Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "Drat! I lost the trail."
- Tar Slick- "Black gold. Or black goop. Take your pick."
- Tar- "Looks horrible, smells worse. But I need it."
- Tar Trap- "Sticky swimming."
- Tidal Pool- "You never know what's lurking within its depths. Unless you have a fishing rod."
- Lava Pool- "Swell. I'll just dip my toe in to test the temperature."
- Mussels- "What are they doing way down there?"
- Mussels (with stick)- ""Maybelle Wheeler and the Secret of the Mussel Bed"."
- Slot Machine- "Come on... Wheeler needs a new balloon..."
- Electric Isosceles- "An equalateral adventure."
- Octo Chest- "I have to admit, that's a cool magic trick."
- Debris- "What are you doing with a boat, bird?"
- Crate- "Not your typical treasure chest, but it works."
- Wildbore Head- "That looks like something I should avoid."
- Seashell (beached)- "Someone left a perfectly good seashell just laying on the beach!"
- Seashell- "Pretty useless by themselves but an armful of them would come in incredibly handy."
- Poisonous Hole- "Smells like a trap. Also smells like a sewer."
- Gunpowder Barrel- "A Ka-BLAMMER. Or is it a Ka-BLOOEYER?"
- X Marks the Spot- "A chest of adventure buried under the ground!"
- Rawling- "You look like you've seen your share of adventure."
- Watery Grave- "That looks like something I should check for treasure."
- Wreck- "A grounded boat. I know how that feels."
- Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Can you hear that? It's adventure calling."
- Grassy Thing- "No good on its own. But probably good with something else."
- Screw Thing- "It does something. Probably."
- Wooden Potato Thing- ""Thingys" like this always need more "thingys" to make it work."
- Ring Thing- "Well this looks adventure-y."
Hamlet[]
- Stone Slab- "My grandma taught me to always look under rocks."
- Dung Pile- "Normally I'm all for getting my hands dirty but..."
- Dung Pile (picked)- "What happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle."
- Dung Ball- "Huh. It's almost like nobody wants a ball of poop."
- Thundernest- "Full of iron."
- Iron Hulk (head)- "Are you aware you're missing the rest of your body?"
- Iron Hulk (hand)- "Where's the rest of you?"
- Iron Hulk (ribs)- "I like it better when it's not awake."
- Iron Hulk (foot)- "Well, it's better than facing two left feet."
- Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "How much am I going to regret putting that all together?"
- Iron Ore- "Well it's not good balloon material."
- Sparkling Pool- "A sparkly pool. A little too sparkly."
- Gold Dust- "Hardly worth holding onto. If I could find more of it though..."
- Gnat Mound- "Not bad, for a mound full of bugs."
- Farm House- "I thought they would've built their home out of straw."
- Farm House (burning)- "They're not sleeping there tonight."
- Quarry Lodgings- "Looks like they put all those rocks into building a house."
- Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "Huh. Wouldn't think stone would burn that well."
- Secret Bandit Camp- "If you're going to hide a treasure, don't put a fancy feather on it."
- Cave Cleft- "Those bats are wasting their time in a cave when they should be outside flying."
- Ruinous Entrance- "
- Mant Hill- "Can't get more adventurous than going into a giant insect nest."
- Crumbling Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
- Ancient Wall- "Looks like it's been wallpapered."
- Fountain of Youth- "The legendary Fountain of Youth! I've found it."
- Ominous Carving- "That looks... ominous."
- Teetering Pillar- "Looks sturdy enough."
- Petrified Egg (1)- "Parts of an egg."
- Petrified Egg (2)- "Please let it belong to a bird and not a reptile."
- Petrified Egg (3)- "Someone making scrambled eggs?"
- Petrified Egg (4)- "It's an egg shell. I don't suppose there's a bird around."
- Rusty Lamp- "Maybe it's good for parts?"
- Weathered House- "Well, they probably have a nice view."
Nature - Caves[]
Base Game[]
- Plugged Sinkhole- "My Grandma taught me to always look under rocks."
- Sinkhole (generic)- "I'm going to leave it, for now."
- Sinkhole (open)- "I'm not one to reject an invitation like that.",
- Exit to Surface (generic)- "Why would I want to leave?"
- Exit to Surface (open)- "It's a way out."
- Red Mushtree- "I've seen that kind of thing in cellars."
- Green Mushtree- "A Christmas Tree for spelunkers."
- Blue Mushtree- "A bit of a mold problem in here."
- Light Flower (single)- "It's growing projectiles!"
- Light Flower (double)- "You know what they say: Two bulbs are better than one."
- Light Flower (triple)- "That's a lot of things I can fire through the air."
- Light Bulb- "Glowing projectiles. Perfect."
- Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "I'm going to go ahead and guess it's a rock."
- Spilagmite- "Looks like a swell place to live."
- Slurtle Mound- "Not my idea of a dream home."
- Splumonkey Pod- "It's trying to look scary, but it doesn't quite pull it off."
- Fern- "That says projectile to me."
- Foliage- "Swell. A bunch of leaves."
- Cave Banana Tree- "Aw, that's sweet. It grew those bananas just for me."
- Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "You pick a fight with fire, you always lose."
Hamlet[]
- Spooky Hole- "If that comes down, the whole place could collapse."
- Stone Plug- "Time to get back to 'reality'."
- Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Could be the only thing here doing any work."
Nature - Ruins[]
Base Game[]
- Ruins Sinkhole- "Smells like trouble. I like trouble."
- Ancient Statue- "It looks... old."
- Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Now, what would repair this thing?"
- Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Looks like an ancient knowledge kind of thing."
- Algae- "Looks like some kind of... plant?"
- Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I said I wanted to see something new. That's definitely something new."
- Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I don't know who made it, but it's unmade now."
- Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Doesn't look like flying machine, so why should I fix it?"
- Relic- "Someone moved out in a hurry."
- Relic (broken)- "A little love will fix that up. A little love and some rocks."
- Thulecite Fragments- "This seems like the kind of thing I'm going to need more of."
- Cave Lichen- "Looks projectile-y."
- Ornate Chest- "It's a trap! But it's also very, very tempting."
- Large Ornate Chest- "Experience tells me these things aren't always what they seem."
- Nightmare Light- "Light is good. Light is very good."
Nature - Volcano[]
Shipwrecked[]
- Obsidian Workbench- "Look, someone threw out a perfectly good workbench."
- Coffee Plant- "I've learned never to turn down a free coffee."
- Coffee Plant (picked)- "I need coffee so I can deal with the fact that I can't have coffee."
- Coffee Plant (barren)- "Longs for the nourishing effects of poop."
- Coffee Plant (withered)- "Unlike me, it's very particular about where it lives."
- Coffee Plant (held)- "Pretty picky about where it wants to live."
- Elephant Cactus- "Relax! I'm just trying to cut you down."
- Elephant Cactus (withered)- "A big bunch of spikes on a big bunch of cactus."
- Elephant Cactus Stump- "If I dig it up, I could plant it anywhere I wanted to be fired at."
- Elephant Cactus (held)- "I should plant it so I can enjoy being fired at anywhere I want."
- Cactus Spike- "This is nice but I need more to make anything decent with it."
- Obsidian Boulder- "It'd be useful to have a lot more of these."
- Obsidian- "I like this rock. It's feisty."
- Charcoal Boulder- "I'm going to need more of these."
- Burnt Ash Tree- "I always find plant life in the strangest of places."
- Dragoon Saliva- "Ugh! Who's leaving pools of lava spit everywhere?"
- Woodlegs' Cage- "Someone needs rescuing!"
- Woodlegs (free)- "
- Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "
- Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "
- Volcano (exit)- "Back to the "Regular" world."
Nature - Ruinous Caves[]
Hamlet[]
- A Smashing Pot- "Never pass up an opportunity to smash a pot."
- Decorative Holes?- "Has the distinct look of a boobytrap."
- Nasty Spear Trap- "Haha! I'm still standing, trap!"
- ファイル:Busted Spear Trap.pngBusted Spear Trap- "You've lost your ambushing privileges."
- Tempting Idol- "I'll need to get that totem free to take it back to the pigs."
- Eroding Totem- "The pigs only want the top part. How do I get it free?"
- Crumbling Visage- "Missing something... like its body."
- Pressure Plate- "I know a pressure plate when I see one."
- Striking Carving- "That's a trap if I've ever seen it."
- Striking Statue- "I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a trap."
- Suspicious Crack- "Not conspicuous at all."
- Unimportant Pillar- "Looks like the only thing holding the roof up."
- Vines- "This place needs a gardener."
- Wall Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
- Wishing Well- "I wish... I could fly away from here."
- End's Well- "I'm going to avoid drinking that water."
- Aporkalypse Calendar- "If only I could turn time back to before I crashed here."
Nature - Mant Hill[]
Hamlet[]
- Antcomb Home- "Full of bundled up big baby bugs."
- Honey Chest- "I need the storage space, but I want the honey."
- Lamp- "Oh good. That keeps my hands free."
- Mant Warrior Egg- "Better get dodging, Wheeler."
- Stalacmite Throne- "I bet she was guarding some kind of treasure."
Nature - Palace[]
Hamlet[]
- Palace- "Ohh! A castle adventure. I love those."
- Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A tribute to someone else's adventures."
Turfs[]
Base Game[]
- Wooden Flooring, Carpeted Flooring, and Checkerboard Flooring- "Do I really need to drag this floor around with me?"
- Cobblestones- "Do I really need to drag this road around with me?"
- Forest Turf, Grass Turf, Marsh Turf, Savanna Turf, Mud Turf, Guano Turf, Slimy Turf, Fungal Turf (all colors), and Cave Rock Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
- Rocky Turf- "Do I really need to drag these rocks around with me?"
Reign of Giants[]
Shipwrecked[]
- Snakeskin Rug- "Do I really need to drag this floor around with me?"
- Jungle Turf, Meadow Turf, Magma Turf, Tidal Marsh Turf, Ashy Turf, and Volcano Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
Hamlet[]
- Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
- Flat Stone Turf- "Do I really need to drag these stones around with me?"
- Stone Road Turf- "Do I really need to drag this road around with me?"
- Beard Hair Rug- "Do I really need to drag this facial hair around with me?"
Mobs - Monsters[]
Base Game[]
- Clockwork Knight- "An accordion stomach. Bold choice. Not one I would've made."
- Clockwork Bishop- "I'm not in the mood to play games, mister!"
- Clockwork Rook- "Swell. And I was having such a good day."
- Damaged Knight- "Reminds me of the broken down merry-go-round I saw once."
- Damaged Bishop- "Looks like he's been playing Full Contact Chess?"
- Damaged Rook- "Stuck together with gears and sticky tape."
- Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Swell. There's something hiding in the dark."
- Charlie (attacked by)- "ACK! Knock it off!"
- Hound- "You'd be better if you were a cat."
- Red Hound- "Should I be terrified? Just for future reference."
- Blue Hound- "Am I supposed to be scared? Because I am."
- Hound's Tooth- "I have two words for you: Pew. Pew."
- Spider- "I've seen bigger spiders. Oh wait, no I haven't."
- Spider (sleeping)- "Sleeping on the job."
- Spider (dead)- "I'd say a few words but I don't speak spider."
- Spider Warrior- "That's a nice color on you."
- Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I'll just tip-toe by."
- Spider Warrior (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you."
- Spider Gland- "Can't let this gross thing go to waste."
- Silk- "Made by the finest enormous spiders."
- Krampus- "Whoops. All those little bad acts have come back to haunt me."
- Krampus Sack- "A treasure trove of extra storage!"
- Merm- "Hi, I'm Wheeler. And you are... not human?"
- Frog- "Sir, you seem to have accidentally stolen my stuff!"
- Frog (sleeping)- "Hopefully it's hibernating. Forever."
- Frog (dead)- "I promise I will go on without you!"
- Tentacle- "Swell. There's a tentacle coming out of the ground."
- Tentacle Spike- "Can't beat a weapon with spiky things coming out of it."
- Tentacle Spots- "It's like rubber. Rubber from a monster arm."
- Big Tentacle (1)- "Hmm... looks suspiciously like something I should avoid."
- Big Tentacle (2)- "Excuse while I tip-toe by." [sic]
- Baby Tentacle- "This one's just a little bit horrible."
- Guardian Pig- "Not everyone can pull off a look like that."
- Werepig- "Don't take this the wrong way, but you may need a shave."
- Ghost- "I'll end up one of those if I don't get out of here soon."
- MacTusk- "If only I could grow a mustache like that."
- Wee MacTusk- "Not everyone can pull off a mustache like that."
- Walrus Tusk- "Big deal, it's a tooth. I have a bunch of them in my mouth."
- Tam o' Shanter- "All the rage with the sane people this season."
- Mosquito- "You don't deserve to fly."
- Mosquito (held)- "Haha! Not so annoying now, are you!"
- Mosquito Sack- "I'm taking my blood back."
- Cave Spider- "Found you!"
- Spitter- "You're not making any friends with your attitude."
- Batilisk- "I was never that angry when I was flying."
- Meat Bulb- "Animal or vegetable? Make up your mind!"
- Fleshy Bulb- "A plantable pet. Swell."
- Eyeplant- "Not normally what I expect to see, but okay."
- Slurper- "I'll make you a deal: you keep your slobber, I'll keep my brain."
- Slurper Pelt- "Light and fluffy. I need to find more of these."
- Dangling Depth Dweller- "It's rude to just drop in on someone like that."
- Depths Worm (emerged)- "You seem angry. Maybe we can talk this out."
- Depths Worm (lure)- "Oh! Shiny thing!"
- Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Nothing less suspicious than a pile of dirt."
- Ewecus- "I'm sure he has a winning personality."
- Steel Wool- "Of course that sheep would have scratchy wool."
Reign of Giants[]
- Varg- "You'd be better as a cat."
- Poison Birchnut Tree- "Swell. Even the trees are alive."
- Birchnutter- "Well, I wanted to see something new."
Shipwrecked[]
- Crocodog- "Excuse me while I avoid you."
- Yellow Crocodog- "Pardon me while avoid your teeth." [sic]
- Blue Crocodog- "Allow me to avoid you altogether."
- Floaty Boaty Knight- "Sure, you can float, but can you fly?"
- Flup- "What is he so angry about? He's got an extra eyeball."
- Eyeshot- "Hmmm... should I use my Pew-matic or this weird eyeball blowdart?"
- Pirate Ghost- "Swell. Just swell."
- Poison Mosquito- "You don't deserve those wings."
- Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Whose blood is in this?"
- Snake- "I admire your capacity to fit so much annoying into such a small body."
- Poison Snake- "You're poison does nothing to endear you to me." [sic]
- Snakeskin- "Soft. Supple. Not currently attached to a snake. I like it!"
- Sea Hound- "I'd like you a lot more if you were a sea cat."
- Stink Ray- "Swell. The most horrible parts of skunks and sting-rays put together."
- Swordfish- "Swell. A swimming swashbuckler."
- White Whale- "I've heard tell of this elusive creature."
- White Whale Carcass- "A rare form of rotting carcass spotted in the wild."
- Dragoon- "Don't mind me, just trying to avoid you."
Hamlet[]
- Ancient Spirit- "Why do ancient ruins always have to be haunted?"
- Giant Grub- "My guess is he's not too interested in making friends."
- Gnat Swarm- "Normally I like being around flyers, but I'll make an exception."
- Hanging Vine- "If I didn't know any better, I'd think that vine wants my stuff."
- Mant Warrior- "Swell. This one's angry."
- Masked Pig- "Don't like your attitude, but I admire your sense of style."
- Swashy Hat- "An adventuring hat, if I've ever seen one."
- Bandit Stash Map- "Time to burgle from the burglar."
- Poison Dartfrog- "Are you aware of how annoying you are?"
- Poison Dartfrog (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of stealing my stuff."
- Poison Dartfrog (dead)- "Gotta be honest, I'm not going to miss you."
- Rabid Beetle- "Probably just agitated because it can't fly well."
- Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "Quite the snorer."
- Rabid Beetle (dead)- "Not too sorry about that."
- Scorpion- "Keep your stinger to yourself, mister!"
- Scorpion (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by..."
- Scorpion (dead)- "I'll be honest, I don't care."
- Snaptooth Seedling- "I like you guys better when you're old and can't move around so much."
- Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "All tuckered out after a day of terrorizing."
- Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "It died so young. So young and so horrible."
- Snaptooth Flytrap- "Excuse me while I avoid you entirely."
- Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Sleeping on the job. Not that I have a problem with that."
- Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "I'm not going to cry over that."
- Spider Monkey- "Because being a giant ape wasn't enough, you had to add spider legs."
- Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I'm just going to sneak by..."
- Spider Monkey (dead)- "It's better this way."
- Vampire Bat- "A misuse of flying abilities."
- Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "If I could only steal its wings while its asleep." [sic]
- Vampire Bat (dead)- "Grounded for good."
- Pig Skin?- "Hmmm... never noticed those bats had a springy tail."
- Viper- "Don't want to bother you. I'll just be on my way."
- Weevole- "Aggravating bugs! A complete waste of wings."
- Weevole Carapace- "Light enough to fire out the Pew-matic."
Mobs - Neutral Animals[]
Base Game[]
- Beefalo- "Makes fine wool. And even finer manure."
- Beefalo (follower)- "You look like you're up for an adventure."
- Beefalo (sleeping)- "I bet I could shave it right now and it wouldn't even notice."
- Beefalo (naked)- "Aw. Someone should knit it a coat."
- Beefalo (domesticated)- "You and I could definitely get into some trouble."
- Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "I'm sure he can walk it off."
- Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Now I only have to teach it to fly."
- Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Having a bad day. Having a bad hair day too."
- Beefalo Wool- "A woolly projectile."
- Beefalo Horn- "Meh. I like horn mine better." [sic]
- Baby Beefalo- "Aw. So cute and smelly."
- Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Even cuter and smellier when they're asleep."
- Bee- "Flying is wasted on insects."
- Bee (held)- "I'm surprised it doesn't sting me."
- Killer Bee- "You guys should relax. You'll make more friends that way."
- Killer Bee (held)- "You're going to make me honey, whether you like it or not."
- Stinger- "So cute and projectile-y."
- Pig- "I hope he doesn't ask me my views on bacon."
- Pig (follower)- "Swell. A pig sidekick."
- Pig (dead)- "Lived a better life than the other pigs I've known."
- Pig Skin- "I have so many uses for pig butt."
- Bunnyman- "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."
- Bunny Puff- "A puffy projectile."
- Koalefant- "Mystery solved."
- Winter Koalefant- "Haha! Didn't think I would find you, did you?"
- Pengull- "You're going to get your suit dirty sliding around in it like that."
- Rock Lobster- "You look like you've had some adventures."
- Slurtle- "A little advice: You might go faster if you ditched that heavy shell."
- Snurtle- "Aw. It's shy."
- Slurtle Slime- "Looks a lot like a slimy projectile."
- Broken Shell- "Pfft. Not even good as ammunition."
- Shelmet- "I like it. It shows off my desire not to get hurt."
- Snurtle Shell Armor- "You never really know a snail until you slink a mile in its shell."
- Splumonkey- "I can launch things too, you know.
Reign of Giants[]
- Buzzard- "Nice wings. Wanna give me a ride?"
- Catcoon- "Cats make better pets than dogs. It's a fact."
- Cat Tail- "Heads or tails? I pick tails."
- Volt Goat- "Seems friendly enough."
- Volt Goat (charged)- "My hair gets like that in a thunderstorm too."
- Volt Goat Horn- "I guess I could poke something with it."
Shipwrecked[]
- Blue Whale- "Found it!"
- Blue Whale Carcass- "Swell. That's a smell I'll never forget."
- Bottlenose Ballphin- "Well "Eek Eek" to you too."
- Dorsal Fin- "The ballphins would want me to have this."
- Jellyfish- "I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to shock me while I was fighting you."
- Jellyfish (held)- "Smiley little guy. What do you know that I don't?"
- Water Beefalo- "You'd think the water would wash away all its stink."
- Horn- "Someone else's teeth."
- Prime Ape- "There are better things to throw than poop."
- Wildbore- "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to leave."
Hamlet[]
- Elder Mandrake- "Mind not eating me, I have adventuring to do."
- Hippopotamoose- "He likes making waves."
- Hippopotamoose Antler- "Maybe I could use it as a hatrack. Or a hat."
- Mant- "Travel. See the world. Meet some interesting insects."
- Mant (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak on by."
- Mant (dead)- "I won't step on it out of respect."
- Platapine- "Excuse me while I avoid your quills."
- Platapine (sleeping)- "Stay asleep so I can get that lotus flower."
- Platapine (dead)- "Spun himself to death."
- Platapine Quill- "You could poke someone's eye out with this."
- Pog- "You're cute. You'd be cuter as a cat."
- Pog (follower)- "Swell. Another mouth to feed."
- Pog (sleeping)- "Finally, it stopped eating."
- Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Are you aware that you're terrifying now?"
- Royal Guard- "Not looking to cause any trouble here, officer."
- Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Doesn't seem like he gets the concept of guarding."
- Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Looks like he'd be a good adventuring companion."
- Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Doesn't inspire a lot of confidence."
Mobs - Passive Animals[]
Base Game[]
- Butterfly- "It's more a flutterer than a flyer."
- Butterfly (held)- "Tell me all your flying secrets."
- Crow- "You think you could fly me out of here?"
- Crow (held)- "If I hold onto him tight, maybe I'll make liftoff."
- Redbird- "Mind lending me your wings so I can fly away from here?"
- Redbird (held)- "I know how it feels to not be able to fly away."
- Snowbird- "How do you fly in this weather?"
- Snowbird (held)- "Fly me away."
- Jet Feather- "I'll keep it to remind me of how I'm not flying."
- Crimson Feather- "Maybe if I cover myself in feathers I can fly away from here."
- Azure Feather- "A feather that doesn't let me fly? That hardly seems fair."
- Gobbler- "Not the smartest bird in the bush."
- Eye Bone- "It's missing an eye. And everything else."
- Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Well, at least someone can sleep."
- Eye Bone (ashes)- "I'm guessing it doesn't work anymore."
- Chester- "I would've named you "Pockets"."
- Rabbit- "Fur balls of food."
- Rabbit (held)- "This will probably not end well for you."
- Fireflies- "Let's be friends! I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm terrified of the dark."
- Fireflies (held)- "Now, where am I going to put you guys."
- Mandrake (planted)- "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just launch you out of the Pew-matic."
- Mandrake (follower)- "Swell. I picked up an annoying sidekick."
- Mandrake (dead)- "Forgive me if I don't mourn your death."
- Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "Just looking at it makes me yawn."
- Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "That took a lot out of me."
- Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Once again I defy death!"
Reign of Giants[]
- Glommer- "Do you like flying as much as I do?"
- Glommer's Flower- "My flying buddy likes the smell."
- Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Nothing but fertilizer now."
- Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Well, hopefully there's another one."
- Glommer's Wings- "(sigh) If only I could use them to fly."
- Glommer's Goop- "I have to find a good use for it before it stinks up the place."
- Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Get outta there!"
- Moleworm (aboveground)- "Hoo hoo! I'll get you yet!"
- Moleworm (held)- "So you're the one eating all my ammo!"