Wheeler quotes

登場作品：Hamlet

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"I also know the heartbreak of losing the ability to fly."

“Can you hear that? It's adventure calling.”

–Wheeler

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Tools

Base Game

• Axe- "If a tree falls in the forest, it was probably from an axe."
• Luxury Axe- "Swell. Because I can't think of anything better to do with gold."
• Shovel- "Good for digging things. And whacking things."
• Regal Shovel- "A little gaudy for my taste."
• Pickaxe- "Swell. Now I have no excuse not to do back-breaking mining work."
• Opulent Pickaxe- "I used a precious metal to make a rock smasher!"
• Razor- "I've never seen a serrated razor before."
• Hammer- "Everyone needs a tool to smash things with."
• Pitchfork- "For eating big meals."
• Feather Pencil- "So good it even makes my handwriting legible!"
• Brush- "Not my idea of a good hair brush but those beefalo seem to like it."
• Saddle- "I like it. But I'm not the one who has to wear it."
• War Saddle- "Extra durable for the extra adventurous."
• Glossamer Saddle- "Woowee! You can really get some speed on this!"
• Saddlehorn- "A shoehorn for a saddle."
• Salt Lick- "Swell. It's a big lump of salt."

Shipwrecked

• Machete- "Machete. Designed for adventure."
• Luxury Machete- "For the sophisticated adventurer."

Hamlet

• Shears- "Time to do some yard work."

Lights

Base Game

• Campfire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "I know a thing or two about hot air."
• Campfire and Fire Pit (high)- "That's a lot of hot air!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (low)- "Needs something... It needs to not go out!"
• Campfire and Fire Pit (embers)- "It has a glow about it."
• Campfire (out)- "Swell. At least I got some ash out of the whole thing."
• Fire Pit (out)- "Throw some fuel in there and it's start right up again."
• Torch- "Nothing more useful than a stick on fire."
• Miner Hat- "Does it glow brighter if I think harder?"
• Pumpkin Lantern- "Who knew bugs and a rotting vegetable could be so comforting."
• Lantern- "Portable light for when you're tired of lighting things on fire."

Reign of Giants

• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (upon being built)- "A cold fire! I wonder if it still makes balloons rise."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (high)- "Woohoo! I'm getting cold under the collar!"
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (normal)- "Much better than the summer campfires I had when I was a kid."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (low)- "Better add some fuel before it warms up."
• Endothermic Fire and Fire Pit (embers)- "Quick, add fuel before it gets warm!"
• Endothermic Fire (out)- "Well, it was interesting while it lasted."
• Endothermic Fire Pit(out)- "Throw some fuel in there and it'll start right up again."
• Moggles- "Ready for a little nighttime exploring?"

Shipwrecked

• Chiminea (all stages)- "A nice cozy place for a nice cozy fire."
• Bottle Lantern- "I'm sure they love it in there."
• Boat Torch- "Open fire on a wooden boat. The most adventurous thing I've ever done."
• Boat Lantern- "I could've used one of these for my balloon.
• Obsidian Fire Pit and Buoyant Chiminea (upon being built)- "I know a thing or two about hot air."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (high)- "That's a lot of hot air."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (low)- "Needs something..."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (embers)- "It has a glow about it."
• Obsidian Fire Pit (out)- "Throw some logs in there and it'll start right up again."
• Tar Lamp- "Impromptu light source."
• Buoyant Chiminea (high)- "That's a lot of hot air!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (normal)- "Put a balloon over that and I'm airborne again!"
• Buoyant Chiminea (low)- "Needs something... probably something to burn."
• Buoyant Chiminea (embers)- "Still glowing, but nearing its demise."
• Buoyant Chiminea (out)- "Swell. It's gone out."

Hamlet

• Cork Candle Hat- "Swell. I feel completely safe with an open flame on my head."
• Cowl- "Aw... It doesn't even let me fly."

Survival

Base Game

• Backpack- "Finally! My pockets were getting full."
• Piggyback- "Storage space! Just what I always wanted!"
• Bird Trap- "It keeps the little birdies grounded."
• Bug Net- "I'll teach those bugs to flaunt their flying around me."
• Fishing Rod- "Amazing what you can make with a stick and some spider webs."
• Straw Roll- "I'm thinking its good for one, maybe two, dreams."
• Fur Roll- "I bet I'll dream of bunnies."
• Tent- "Nothing more therapeutic than sleeping in some spiderwebs."
• Trap- "I need to trap something good. Preferably a sandwich."
• Honey Poultice- "Looks like it will... work?"
• Healing Salve- "Take some ashes. Add some rocks. Throw in some spider guts... and voila!"
• Umbrella- "Because you never know when it's going to rain. Unless you check the weather reports."
• Compass-
  • N- "North."
  • S- "South."
  • E- "East."
  • W- "West."
  • NE- "Northeast."
  • SE- "Southeast."
  • NW- "Northwest."
  • SW- "Southwest."
• Compass (generic)- "Mine's better."
• Compass (broken)- "They just don't make compasses like they used to."
• Bundling Wrap- "Wrapped up extra tight so it'll fit in my pocket."
• Bundled Supplies- "Extra storage space!"

Reign of Giants

• Insulated Pack- "A nice little picnic basket."
• Luxury Fan- "Hey, whatever works."
• Siesta Lean-to- "For little day trips to dreamland."
• Siesta Lean-to (can't sleep)- "I can't nap at night. I sleep too long."
• Siesta Lean-to (monsters)- "No time for naps, I'm in jeopardy!"
• Siesta Lean-to (hungry)- "Last time I slept on an empty stomach I ate my pillow."
• Siesta Lean-to (in cave)- "Caves are for spelunking, not sleeping."
• Tent (overheating)- "I'm not that eager for adventure!"
• Tent (burnt)- "Glad I wasn't in it at the time."
• Siesta Lean-to (burnt)- "It looks burnt out."
• Thermal Stone- "It's a rock. An interesting rock. But a rock."
• Thermal Stone (frozen)- "So cold my fingers will stick to it if I'm not careful."
• Thermal Stone (cold)- "Pfft. I could barely get frost bite from it now."
• Thermal Stone (warm)- "Somewhere in between warm milk and excruciating heat."
• Thermal Stone (hot)- "A big hot rock. What more could a gal ask for?"
• Pretty Parasol- "It's pretty. Pretty useful."

Shipwrecked

• Thatch Pack- "You can never have enough storage space."
• Booty Bag- "Storage space that pays for itself!"
• Sea Sack- "Refrigerated pocket space!"
• Tropical Fan- "If I had enough of these, you think I could fly away?"
• Silly Monkey Ball- "I'm pretty proud of the sewing job on this."
• Tropical Parasol- "A portable tree to stand under."
• Anti Venom- "A cure for too much adventure."
• Palm Leaf Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Seems... safe?"

Hamlet

• Bug B'Gone- "This'll keep those tiny flyers grounded."
• Bird Whistle- "Maybe this bird whistle will convince a bird to fly me out of here."

Food

Base Game

• Crock Pot (empty)- "Meals are typically better if they contain food."
• Crock Pot (cooking, long time left)- "Hope I don't die of hunger while I wait."
• Crock Pot (cooking, short time left)- "It'll be done in short order."
• Crock Pot (finished)- "Through the teeth, past the gums..."
• Bee Box- "A box of honey just waiting to happen."
• Bee Box (no honey)- "Come on, bees. You can do it!"
• Bee Box (some honey)- "Just a touch of honey in there."
• Bee Box (full of honey)- "Oh, honey!"
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm- "Normally I don't stick around long enough to grow a garden."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (growing)- "Not quite ripe."
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (finished)- "Harvest time!"
• Basic Farm and Improved Farm (needs fertilizer)- "I'll have to throw some more manure on it."
• Ice Box- "As long as I don't have to lug it around with me."
• Drying Rack- "Dried food is all I ever eat on long balloon trips."
• Drying Rack (drying)- "It's like watching food dry."
• Drying Rack (finished)- "Dry, chewy and ready for adventure."

Reign of Giants

• Crock Pot (burnt)- "No one ever accused me of being a good cook."
• Bee Box (burnt)- "Smells like honey roasted wood."
• Basic and Improved Farm (burnt)- "Swell. Time to find another hobby."
• Drying Rack (drying in rain)- "This rain's not helping things."
• Drying Rack (burnt)- "A little too dry."
• Bucket-o-poop- "Swell. A bucket of poop."

Shipwrecked

• Mussel Stick- "Huh. I don't know what those sea creatures see in this stick."
• Mussel Bed- "Not much use out of the water."
• Fish Farm (empty)- "Swell. A fish farm without any fish."
• Fish Farm (growing)- "Nothing more exciting than waiting for fish to hatch."
• Fish Farm (one fish)- "Could use some more swimming things. Preferably fish."
• Fish Farm (two fish)- "There's something swimming around in there. Let's hope it's fish."
• Fish Farm (three fish)- "Populating nicely."
• Fish Farm (four fish)- "Fish dinners for days."

Hamlet

• Sprinkler- "I'll be honest, I'm probably going to run through it."

Science

Base Game

• Science Machine- "Time to make some discoveries of the scientific variety!"
• Alchemy Engine- "Alright machine, tell me something I don't know."
• Thermal Measurer- "Every aeronaut needs one in her possession."
• Rainometer- "A good aeronaut always has a barometer handy."
• Lightning Rod- "Does disguising itself like lightning help it do its job?"
• Lightning Rod (charged)- "Keeps the darkness and the lightning away. My new favorite thing."
• Gunpowder- "Makes things go kabloo-ey."

Reign of Giants

• Science Machine (burnt)- "I'm guessing it's time to rebuild."
• Alchemy Engine (burnt)- "Swell. It's useless now."
• Thermal Measurer (burnt)- "Wonder what the temperature of that fire was."
• Rainometer (burnt)- "Guess it can't predict fire as well as it predicts rain."
• Ice Flingomatic (off)- "Well, it's not going to work when it's off."
• Ice Flingomatic (on)- "Nothing keeps fire away like chucking pieces of ice at it."
• Ice Flingomatic (low fuel)- "I need to refuel."
• Electrical Doodad- "One of these is nice. Two is better."

Shipwrecked

• Sea Lab- "Am I sure that bamboo will keep it out of the water?"
• Ice Maker 3000 (empty and medium)- "I'm used to making ice the old fashioned way. By freezing water."
• Ice Maker 3000 (high)- "There'll be little pellets of ice as far as the eye can see!"
• Ice Maker 3000 (low)- "Needs more fuel to make more frozen."
• Ice Maker 3000 (very low)- "It's desperate for something to burn into ice."
• Ice Maker 3000 (out)- "Drat. I let the fuel get too low."
• Quacken Drill- "Too bad tar tycoons aren't as rich as oil tycoons."

Hamlet

• Smelter- "It takes the heavy metal and makes it heavier."
• Oscillating Fan- "A plane propeller would be better."

Exclusive to PS4

• Accomploshrine- "Why would I do this? Because it's there."

Fight

Base Game

• Spear- "Looks sharp. Sharp could come in handy around here."
• Ham Bat- "Oh good. I was looking for a way to work on my swing."
• Boomerang- "If you love something set it free. If it comes back it's probably a boomerang."
• Boomerang (hit self)- "Ouch! That came back to haunt me."
• Blow Dart- "You mean I have to blow into it myself?"
• Sleep Dart- "This one's so boring it puts things to sleep."
• Fire Dart- "Oh! A rival projectile launcher."
• Football Helmet- "Perfect for ramming things with my head."
• Grass Suit- "Because everyone knows grass is nigh on impenetrable."
• Log Suit- "I think it brings out the color in my eyes."
• Marble Suit- "It's like wearing a tank. Like driving a tank too."
• Bee Mine- "If those bees were nicer to me, I might feel sorry for them."
• Tooth Trap- "Ambush from below."

Reign of Giants

• Scalemail- "Some kind of fancy flight suit."
• Morning Star- "Speak softly and carry a bright stick."
• Weather Pain- "I think I'll see which way the wind blows before I use this."

Shipwrecked

• Poison Spear- "Who needs quick deaths when they can be slow and painful?"
• Poison Dart- "I prefer to use my horn. On the other hand, who can say no to poison."
• Coconade- "Bad news: It doesn't fit the Pew-matic. Good news: It doesn't have to."
• Coconade (lit)- "Now is not the time for a closer examination."
• Spear Gun (empty) and Spear Gun- "I prefer it when firing projectiles is accompanied by a honking noise."
• Poison Spear Gun- "Takes the fun out of hand-to-hand combat. I'm okay with that."
• ファイル:Obsidian Gun Poison.pngObsidian Spear Gun- "A flaming projectile. One thing the Pew-matic doesn't have."
• Cutlass Supreme- "I'm off to swashbuckle."
• Horned Helmet- "All the rage with the 'not dying' crowd."
• Seashell Suit- "She wears seashells by the seashore."
• Limestone Suit- "It's heavier than the sandbags on my balloon."
• Cactus Armor- "All the rage with the dangerous vegetation crowd."

Hamlet

• Halberd- "The must-have multi-tool for adventurers."
• Cork Bat- "Time for all that stick ball playing to come in handy."
• Weevole Mantle- "If only it had those bug wings."
• Mant Mask- "Swell. Now I know what it smells like to be an insect."
• Mant Suit- "All dressed up and ready to cr'kit."
• Fancy Helmet- "Saves me head pain but gives me neck pain."
• Tin Suit- "Oof. It's heavier than ballast."
• Blunderbuss- "I still like my Pew-matic more."

Structures

Base Game

• Birdcage- "I know how it feels to be grounded."
• Birdcage (occupied)- "I'll let you out if you fly me away from here."
• Birdcage (occupied, sleeping)- "Sleep well and dream of clouds."
• Pig House- "Should I knock and ask to borrow some bacon grease?"
• Pig House (occupied, lights on)- "Looks like a party going on. And I'm not invited."
• Pig House (occupied, lights off)- "They need all the beauty sleep they can get."
• Rabbit Hutch- "Both room and board. Clever."
• Hay Wall (held)- "Swell. Nothing more durable than a wall of grass."
• Hay Wall- "I'm sure this will keep the monsters at bay."
• Wood Wall (held)- "A fence should be in the ground. That's 'Fence Building 101'."
• Wood Wall- "At least I don't have to paint it."
• Stone Wall (held)- "You know this would be a lot more useful on the ground."
• Stone Wall- "I'm going to miss it when a monster tears it down."
• Chest- "More pockets!"
• Sign- "It's a sign. Literally and figuratively."
• Potted Fern- "Aww... A house warming gift. How nice!"
• Mini Sign (held)- "I should put this somewhere, I'm getting tired of lugging it around."
• Mini Sign (empty)- "Swell. A sign announcing nothing."
• Mini Sign (drawn on)- "A sign. Always useful for organizing."
• Wood Fence (held)- "I bet there's a better place for this."
• Wood Fence- "Don't fence me in."
• Wood Gate (held)- "I'd rather not carry this around any more than I have to."
• Wood Gate- "Creaky."

Reign of Giants

• Pig House (burnt)- "Guess there's no fire department around here."
• Rabbit Hutch (burnt)- "Looks a little burnt."
• Hay Wall (burnt)- "Can't say I didn't see that coming."
• Wood Wall (burnt)- "What did I think would happen?"
• Chest (burnt)- "Guess I shouldn't have made it out of wood."
• Scaled Chest- "Who doesn't need a fireproof chest?"
• Sign (burnt)- "Still functions as a landmark."

Shipwrecked

• Sand Castle (normal and sand)- "Why have real adventures when I can play adventures in the sand?"
• Wildbore House (normal, burning, and burnt)- "I'd rather live on my balloon."
• Prime Ape Hut (normal, burning, and burnt)- "Where'd they take all my things?!"
• Limestone Wall (held)- "As much as I love carrying this around, I think it would be better on the ground."
• Limestone Wall- "Those coral better do a good job or they're going right back into the sea."
• Dragoon Den- "Obviously the home of an athletic dynamo."
• Sandbag (held)- "Even small sandbags are heavy to carry around all the time."
• Sandbag- "I used to use them as ballast."
• Seaworthy- "Off to another adventure!"
• Buoy- "Tiny little floating lighthouses."
• Sea Chest- "Waterborne storage."
• Ballphin Palace- "Did they build that with their fins?"
• Sea Wall (held)- "I'm no architect, but I know this works better on the ground."
• Sea Wall- "Keep the bad guys out, but don't fence me in."

Hamlet

• Cork Barrel- "Pretty small but I'm desperate for storage space."

Refine

Base Game

• Rope- "I feel really confident about the strength of this braided grass."
• Boards- "I'd be board too, if I just lay around all day."
• Cut Stone- "Amazing what happens when you mash a few stones together."
• Papyrus- "Dear Diary, today I made paper."
• Purple Gem- "Shiny. Purple. Ready for evil."
• Nightmare Fuel- "A perfectly normal fuel source made of dark souls."
• Beeswax- "Aww... Those bees made it just for me."
• Wax Paper- "If only it kept me as dry and warm as my things."

Shipwrecked

• Cloth- "The same stuff my balloon is made out of."
• Limestone- "I sacrificed color in favor of usefulness."
• Empty Bottle- "Swell. An empty bottle. Just what I was looking for."
• Coral Nubbin- "Look small enough to fire out a Pew-matic."

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Sapling- "You better be worth the effort."

Magic

Base Game

• Meat Effigy- "Adventuring insurance."
• Prestihatitator- "Well la di da! Aren't you fancy."
• Shadow Manipulator- "Oooh. Dark and mysterious. I like it."
• Pan Flute- "Pan flute music: so boring everyone falls instantly asleep."
• Night Light- "It's like a garden light fueled by evil."
• Night Armor- "Looks... safe?"
• Dark Sword- "Well if this doesn't say adventure, I don't know what does."
• One-man Band- "I wonder if I can play "Twinkle Twinkle" on this."
• Bat Bat- "Aw. I was hoping it would let me fly."
• Belt of Hunger- "It'll be all the rage in Paris."
• Chilled Amulet- "Keeps me cold-hearted."
• Nightmare Amulet- "The kind of thing that'll give you nightmares."
• Life Giving Amulet- "Now I can have two lifetimes of adventure."
• Fire Staff- "All right, I'll play with fire."
• Ice Staff- "An icicle waiting to happen."
• Telelocator Staff- "I like the teleporting. Could do without being struck by lightning, though."
• Telelocator Focus (full)- "Always good to stay focused."
• Telelocator Focus (missing gem)- "I think it likes gems. Can't say I blame it."
• Telolocator Socket (full)- "Helps with keeping focus."
• Telelocator Socket (missing gem)- "Looking for gems. Aren't we all."

Reign of Giants

• Meat Effigy (burnt)- "Not so great at resurrecting itself."
• Prestihatitator (burnt)- "Couldn't pull a fire extinguisher out of that top hat?"
• Shadow Manipulator (burnt)- "A sure sign it wasn't fireproofed."
• Old Bell- "I could ring it. That'd be fun."

Shipwrecked

• Piratihatitator- "It pillages the magical knowledge."
• Piratihatitator (burnt)- "It probably deserved it."
• Dripple Pipes- "If I play it out the other end does it make it not rain?"

Hamlet

• Hogus Porkusator- "It's just teasing me with those wings."
• Pugalisk Wand- "Look into its eye..."
• Skyworthy (non-Hamlet world)- "I've my doubts it'll actually fly, but I'm desperate."
• Skyworthy (Hamlet world)- "Does it actually fly?!"
• Living Artifact- "An invitation to adventure."
• Root Trunk- "All my storage problems, solved!"
• Vortex Cloak- "A deep dark hole full of storage space."

Dress

Base Game

• Sewing Kit- "Is it too much to ask to have a personal tailor sew everything for me?
• Rabbit Earmuffs- "The rabbits whisper their secrets to me."
• Straw Hat- "I like it. It says, "I'm desperate for headwear.""
• Beefalo Hat- "It's all the rage with my beefalo friends."
• Beekeeper Hat- "I'm wearing this the next time I go out on the town."
• Feather Hat- "All these feathers and no wings."
• Winter Hat- "I'll wear it and think of summer."
• Top Hat- "Those spiders sure do make fancy hat material."
• Dapper Vest- "All dressed up and ready for adventure."
• Breezy Vest- "Now I'm only slightly freezing cold."
• Puffy Vest- "I bet it'd be even warmer if there were sleeves."
• Bush Hat- "Good thing this is a great disguise, because I don't want to be seen wearing it."
• Garland- "A proper hat for adventuring in peaceful meadows."
• Walking Cane- "An efficient way to adventure."

Reign of Giants

• Cat Cap- "It's like walking around with a cat on my head."
• Fashion Melon- "Admit it. I look good in this."
• Ice Cube- "Quite frankly, I don't care who sees me like this."
• Rain Coat- "Alright rain, hit me with your best shot!"
• Rain Hat- "Keeps my noggin nice and dry."
• Summer Frest- "My sneaking around skills will finally get noticed."
• Floral Shirt- "Still smells like flowers."
• Eyebrella- "Guess it likes to look at the sky."
• Hibearnation Vest- "I'll call it my "Wintertime Adventure Vest"."

Shipwrecked

• Brain of Thought- "If it really made me smarter, I could figure out how it worked."
• Snakeskin Hat- "A good hat if you don't like being struck by lightning."
• Snakeskin Jacket- "I'll leave this one for a rainy day."
• Blubber Suit- "Every adventure has a low point. This may be it."
• Windbreaker- "I'll never get blown off course with this jacket."
• Tar Suit- "I like it. It says I'm willing to wear anything."
• Particulate Purifier- "Ah... a refinery and a fashion statement all in one."
• Sleek Hat- "I wonder if this would work on my balloon too."
• Shark Tooth Crown- "The gold tooth is a nice touch."
• Dumbrella- "I'll be twice as sure to forget it at home now."

Hamlet

• Gas Mask- "Stylish. I'd wear this even if it didn't save my life."
• Pith Hat- "A proper adventuring hat."
• Thunderhat- "Won't ground me in a storm."

Ancient

Base Game

• Thulecite- "Just the kind of weird thing I was looking for."
• Thulecite Wall (held)- "Better not drop this on my toe."
• Thulecite Wall- "No better use for a precious rock than building a wall."
• Thulecite Medallion (min)- "A little too calm around here for my taste."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising low)- "Something's happening. I don't know what, but definitely something."
• Thulecite Medallion (rising high)- "Things are getting... interesting."
• Thulecite Medallion (max)- "I wanted an adventure. This is definitely an adventure."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding high)- "Things are getting back to normal. Whatever "normal" is."
• Thulecite Medallion (receding low)- "Well, that was fun."
• Thulecite Medallion (outside ruins)- "Nothing going on here."
• The Lazy Forager- "It must sense my magnetic personality."
• Magiluminescence- "Puts a light on my chest and a spring in my step."
• Construction Amulet- "Fabrication just got easier."
• The Lazy Explorer- "Not as good as flying, but it'll have to do."
• Star Caller's Staff- "Always wanted to get closer to the stars."
• Deconstruction Staff- "A stick with a stone in it. Oh, and it has magic powers."
• Pick/Axe- "Frees up some pocket space."
• Thulecite Crown- "A crown you can wear anywhere. Even fighting monsters."
• Thulecite Suit- "Ready for whatever adventures come my way."
• Thulecite Club- "All those years playing stick ball will finally come in handy."
• Houndius Shootius (held)- "What are you looking at?"
• Houndius Shootius- "Just what I always wanted, my own personal shooting eye!"

Nautical

Shipwrecked

• Log Raft- "About as stable as a wooden balloon."
• Raft- "Would probably work just as well as an aeroplane."
• Row Boat- "If only I had oars for my balloon."
• Cargo Boat- "Now all my things can go adventuring with me."
• Armored Boat- "Nothing will get past these strategically placed seashells!"
• Encrusted Boat- "Strong enough to take on an adventure."
• The 'Sea Legs'- "But can it fly?"
• Boat Repair Kit- "Swell. Because cork is known for its durability."
• Thatch Sail- "Leaves. What can't they do?"
• Cloth Sail- "Nice cloth. It makes good material for a hot air balloon too."
• Snakeskin Sail- "Too heavy for balloon material. Just right for a sail."
• Feather Lite Sail- "I can pretend I'm flying through the water."
• Iron Wind- "I wish it worked on planes."
• Boat Cannon- "A Pew-matic for my boat."
• Quackering Ram- "When in doubt, ram 'em."
• Sea Trap- "It looks that way so the crustaceans won't recognize that I'm desperate."
• Sea Yard (off)- "The repairer has become the repairee."
• Sea Yard (on)- "If I had this for my balloon, I wouldn't be stranded here."
• Sea Yard (out of fuel)- "Needs tar. Lots of tar."
• Tar Extractor (off)- "Not working. Is there a switch or something?"
• Tar Extractor (on)- "At least I don't have to do it by hand."
• Tar Extractor (out of fuel)- "I need fuel to get the other fuel."
• Trawl Net- "A lot drier than diving for treasure."
• Trawl Net (detached)- "The sea version of digging for treasure."
• Trawl Net (sinking)- "
• Trawl Net (sinking soon)- "Any minute now..."
• Spyglass- "I could see farther that this if I was up in my balloon." [sic]
• Super Spyglass- "I can almost see all the danger from here."
• Captain Hat- "Now I'm almost as good a sea captain as I am an aeronaut."
• Pirate Hat- "This adventure just got pirated."
• Lucky Hat- "Does it make me look piratical?"
• Life Jacket- "It's like a parachute for a boat."

Hamlet

• Cork Bowl Canoe- "About as stable as a cork balloon."

Volcanic

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Machete- "It's a machete and a hand warmer."
• Obsidian Axe- "Well, that's certainly enlightening."
• Obsidian Spear- "For all my night spearing needs."
• Obsidian Armor- "I feel like I'm wearing a volcano."
• Obsidian Coconade- "I bet it goes kabloo-ey."
• Howling Conch- "I could've used this on my balloon."
• Sail Stick- "Why couldn't I have found this when I had my balloon?!"
• Volcano Staff- "This has adventure written all over it."

​Treasure Hunting

Hamlet

• Disarming Tools- "Adventuring kit."
• Ball Pein Hammer- "So cute and convenient."
• Gold Pan- "Swell. A pan with holes in it."
• Magnifying Glass- "For finding the tiny hidden treasures. And burning stuff."

​City Planning

Hamlet

• Lamp Post (off)- "Not much to look at now, but wait'll nighttime."
• Lamp Post (on)- "A free light source. I'll take it."
• Town House- "As pig houses go, it's decent enough."
• Town House (burning)- "Someone's having a bad day."
• The Sterling Trough Deli- "Is there a dress code for this fine eating establishment?"
• The Sterling Trough Deli (burning)- "Now where am I going to eat?"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store- "What kind of a general store doesn't sell hot air balloons?"
• Pigg and Pigglet's General Store (burning)- "Maybe they'll have a fire sale."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa- "Sells incidental things like life-saving medicines."
• Curly Tails Mud Spa (burning)- "Swell. I hope they have insurance."
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's- "Food!"
• Swinesbury Fine Grocer's (burning)- "Normally cook-outs are thrown outside buildings."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements- "I prefer my seeds launched out the Pew-matic."
• Miss Sow's Floral Arrangements (burning)- "Stick a balloon on that and it'll float away."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium- "I could pick up a few odds and ends."
• 'The Sty' Oddities Emporium (burning)- "I'll wait until after it's done burning to go inside."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop- "A magic shop with actual magic in it."
• The Flying Pig Arcane Shop (burning)- "Well if you're going to leave fire staffs just laying around..."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop- "Nothing as good as the Pew-matic in there."
• The Boar's Tusk Weapon Shop (burning)- "It wasn't me."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop- "A good hat is always handy for bad hair days."
• The Sow's Ear Hat Shop (burning)- "A bad day for hats."
• Swinesbury Academy- "It's full of pig history."
• Swinesbury Academy (burning)- "All that history. Up in flames."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange- "Nothing more adventurous than exchanging money."
• Swinesbury Mineral Exchange (burning)- "Can't go in there."
• The Tinkerer's Tower- "I suppose balloon blueprints would be too much too ask."
• The Tinkerer's Tower (burning)- "I hope they kept the building blueprints so they can rebuild."
• Swinesbury City Hall- "The big pig building in this small pond."
• Swinesbury City Hall (burning)- "That'll cost some tax dollars to fix."
• ファイル:My City Hall Build.pngMy City Hall- "Mayor by day, adventurer by night."
• ファイル:My City Hall Build.pngMy City Hall (burning)- "My schedule just got wide open."
• Security Contract- "My own traveling party."
• Slanty Shanty- "I'm excited about the extra storage space!"
• Slanty Shanty (locked)- "It's a fixer upper but it's close to all the shops."
• ファイル:Slanty Shanty Burnt.pngSlanty Shanty (burnt)- "I guess I'm sleeping rough tonight."
• Watch Tower- "The local police station."
• Watch Tower (burning)- "Was that an accident or a comment on the local authorities."

​Renovate

Hamlet

• House Expansion Permit- "Now I can have one room to live in, and one room for all my things."
• Demolition Permit- "I have to admit, it's going to be fun smashing down all those walls."

Flooring

• Wood Flooring, Marble Flooring, Checkered Flooring, Geometric Tiles Flooring, Wood Panel Flooring, Herringbone Flooring, Hexagon Flooring, and Octagon Flooring- "Swell. It's a floor."
• Slate Flooring- "Wish I had this for my balloon."
• Sheet Metal Flooring- "Cold on the feet."
• Garden Stone Flooring- "All the rage with the outdoorsy types."
• Shag Carpet- "Oooh. So soft."
• Transitional Flooring- "Am I missing something or is this floor... missing something?"
• Curcy Hoof Flooring- "All the rage with the piggy types."

Shelves

• Carved Bookshelf, Hutch Shelf, and A-Frame Shelf- "Storage space!"
• Basic Bookshelf- "Keeps my things off the ground."
• Cinderblock Bookshelf, Ladder Shelf, and Wall Mounted Shelf- "Keeps my things off the floor."
• Marble Shelf, Adjustable Shelf, and Pipe Shelf- "Desperately needed storage space."
• Glass Shelf- "Fragile but useful."
• Industrial Shelf- "More storage space!"
• Windowed Cabinet and Hat Tree- "Storage space."
• Crates Shelf- "Nothing fancy."
• Fridge- "What it lacks in freezing power it gains in storage space."
• Floating Shelf- "Keeps my things off the ground. And off-kilter."
• Pallet Shelf- "Nothing fancy, but it works."

Plantholders

• Basic Plantholder- "It's a plant. Just a plant."
• WIP Plantholder, Philodendron Plantholder, Draceana Plantholder, Palm Plantholder, and Fernstand Plantholder- "It's a plant."
• Fancy Plantholder, Dishgarden Plantholder, Xerographica Plantholder, ZZ Plantholder, and Marble Plantholder- "Livens up the place a bit."
• Bonsai Plantholder and Fern Plantholder- "Makes the place a bit more homey."
• Orchid Plantholder- "Smells nice."
• Birdcage Plantholder and Terrarium Plantholder- "It's a plant. In a cage."
• Plantpet Plantholder- "It looks like a pet. But I'm not fooled."
• Traps Plantholder- "Snappy little plants."
• Pitcher Plantholder- "Those are pretty enough."
• "Character" Tree- "Cheer up, little guy. It's the holidays."
• Festive Tree- "I can practically smell the eggnog."

Columns

• Planed Wood Column and Millinery Column- "Keeps up the ceiling."
• Round Column- "Looks good there."
• Lit Marble Column- "Keeps up the roof."

Wall Papers

• Wood Paneling- "That's the wall."
• Checkered Wall Paper- "A checkered wall."
• Floral Wall Paper, Circle Wall Tiling, and Full Wall Moulding- "Nice enough."
• Sunflower Wall Paper- "Cheery."
• Harlequin Wall Paper- "Makes my eyes go dizzy."
• Peagawk Wall Paper- "If only it would make my house fly away."
• Orange Wall Paper- "It's okay."
• Purple Wall Paper- "Nothing special."
• Rope Wall Panneling- "Pretty good knotwork, if I do say so myself."
• Marble Wall Tiling- "Fancy."
• Fine Wall Tiling- "Can help thinking this belongs in a pig office." [sic]
• Upholstered Wall- "Seems like the waste of a perfectly good seat."

Ceiling Lights

• Wired Bulb and Cherry Lamp Shade- "A light from above."
• Metal Shade Lamp- "A bare bones light source."
• Chandelier and Hanging Blooming Lamp- "A subtle choice."
• Rope Light and Hanging Floral Lamp- "It's a light. Nothing else."
• Dual Rope Light, Blown Glass Bulb- "I can see!"
• Tophat Light and Derby Light- "Ready to light up the town."

Wall Decorations

• Photo- "I don't know that kid, but I like the frame."
• Full Length Mirror- "I can barely see myself in there."
• Embroidery Hoop- "I never have time for crafts."
• Mosaic, Wreath, and Tasteful Fish Mounting- "One of my many treasures."
• Axe- "That's a good place for it."
• Hunt- "Still sharp."
• Periodic Table- "Science is a great adventure."
• Gears Art- "I could stare at this for hours."
• Cape- "Elaborate."
• No Smoking- "Need that for my balloon."
• Black Cat- "I've been there."
• Beefalo Mounting- "What are you staring at?"

Chairs

• Classic Chair, Horned Chair- "Nice enough."
• Corner Chair- "I'll stick that in a corner."
• Bench- "A big bench to sit on.
• Footrest and Ottoman Chair- "I could put my feet up."
• Lounge Chair- "Comfy."
• Massager Chair- "Swell. Just swell."
• Stuffed Chair- "A nice way to relax."
• Rocking Chair- "Gotta keep moving."
• Fancy Chaise- "A nice big chair to make my place look homey."

House Upgrades

• Cottage Kit- "Some fancy coverings for my home."
• Tudor Home Kit- "Well, better get building."
• Gothic Home Kit- "For spookying my house up."
• Brick Home Kit- "You know this is all for show."
• Turreted Home Kit- "You could pop a balloon on that turret spike!"
• Villa Kit- "A bundle of things to make my home nice and pretty."
• Manor Kit- "If only I could tie a balloon to this and float away."

Doors

• Hardwood Door- "More storage space. I like it!"
• Stone Archway- "Keep the doorway up while I'm gone adventuring."
• Forest Door- "That's not creepy at all."
• Wrought Iron Door- "It's a garden gate that leads to a room."
• Curtained Door- "All you really need is a curtain."
• Industrial Door- "Well, I guess it's not going to fall down, anyway."
• Round Doorway- "Is it... going to eat me?"
• Gothic Door- "A really fancy door to another room of my stuff."

Windows

• Peaked Curtain Window, Peaked Window, Large Square Curtain Window- "It lets in the light."
• Round Burlap Window- "I might need new curtains."
• Square Window- "Some nice natural light."
• Tall Window- "A natural light source."
• Tall Curtain Window- "A nice natural light source."
• Greenhouse Wall- "Reminds me there's a whole world out there full of advanture."

Rugs

• Eye Rug- "Swell."
• Square Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes warm."
• Oval Rug- "Pretty little rug."
• Large Rug, Hedgehog Rug, Hoofprint Rug, and Soccer Rug- "A pretty little rug."
• Fur Throw Rug- "Keeps my toes cozy."
• Porcupus Rug- "I took all the quills out. I think."
• Octagon Rug- "Brightens up the place."
• Swirl Rug- "Making me dizzy."
• Catcoon Rug- "It was dead when I found it."
• Rubbermat Rug- "Nice and soft."
• Web Rug- "Not as sticky as you might think."
• Metal Rug- "Bare bones. Actually bare metal."
• Wormhole Rug- "A rug tribute to a fallen wormhole."
• Braid Rug- "I braided it myself."
• Beard Rug- "Don't ask where the hair came from."
• Nailbed Rug- "Swell. Just swell."
• Crime Rug- "I'm not going to ask."

Lamps

• Fringe Lamp- "Nice enough light."
• Stainglass Lamp- "Nice enough light. It works."
• Downbridge Lamp and Orb Lamp- "It works."
• Dual Embroidered Lamp and Glass lamp- "Nice enough."
• Ceramic Lamp- "It's all right."
• Dual Fringes Lamp and Candelabra Lamp- "It's a light. And it works."
• Elizabethan Lamp- "A light source."
• Gothic Lamp, Upturn Lamp, Dual Upturn Lamp, and Adjustable Lamp- "A source of light."
• Bellshade Lamp and Crystals Lamp- "Well, it works. What more can you ask for?"
• Spool Lamp, Right Angle Lamp, and Fancy Lamp- "A lamp."
• Edison Lamp- "One of those fancy light bulbs."

Tables

• Round Table- "Every place needs a table."
• Hard Wood Desk- "Every place needs a desk."
• DIY Table- "It works."
• College Table- "Whatever works."
• Crate Table- "I'm not picky."
• Chess Table- "I guess I could play myself."

Nature - Plants

Base Game

• Evergreen- "Well, it looks lifeless enough, but you can never tell."
• Lumpy Evergreen- "Needs is a little love. And pinecones." [sic]
• Spiky Tree- "Twigs and wood. Mostly twigs."
• Evergreen (stump)- "I don't remember if that was my handiwork, but I'm taking credit for it."
• Lumpy Evergreen (stump)- "Nothing personal, tree. I needed the wood."
• Spiky Tree (stump)- "I put it to good use."
• Evergreen (burning)- "Should I be worried about that?"
• Lumpy Evergreen (burning)- "That looks... alarming."
• Spiky Tree (burning)- "As long as it's not me on fire."
• Evergreen (burnt)- "Nothing but ashes now."
• Lumpy Evergreen (burnt)- "I may be wrong, but I don't think it'll recover from that."
• Spiky Tree (burnt)- "A nice shade of burnt."
• Evergreen (sapling)- "Grow up big and strong. So I can cut you down."
• Log- "Could use some more of these."
• Log (burning)- "Doing what it was made to do."
• Charcoal- "Chopped up projectile."
• Pine Cone- "It's almost a crime not to launch this through the air."
• Marble Tree- "Did it just grow like that?"
• Totally Normal Tree (normal and stump)- "You know, where I come from trees don't normally move so much."
• Living Log- "Don't look at me like that. I didn't put you in that log."
• Sapling- "Kind of twiggy. I can work with twigs."
• Sapling (picked)- "It's been de-twigged."
• Sapling (burning)- "Nothing left to do but watch it burn."
• Sapling, Grass Tuft, Berry Bush, and Spiky Bush (held)- "I should probably plant this somewhere. My pockets are getting full."
• Twigs- "Sticks and stones may break my bones, but they'll also make a lot of tools."
• Grass Tuft- "I need as much of this as I can get."
• Grass Tuft (picked)- "I hear grass grows back."
• Grass Tuft (barren)- "Needs some kind of fertilization."
• Grass Tuft (burning)- "Should I bother putting it out?"
• Cut Grass- "These are more useful when there's more of them."
• Berry Bush- "Aww... Are all those berries for me?"
• Berry Bush (picked)- "It's missing something... Oh yeah, berries!"
• Berry Bush (barren)- "Needs a manure-ing."
• Reeds- "This is good. More would be better."
• Reeds (burning)- "Well at least they're by the water."
• Reeds (picked)- "Grow! Grow! Grow! Grow!"
• Cut Reeds- "Only useful in twos or threes. Or fours or fives."
• Plant- "I believe the name for that is "plant"."
• Plant (growing)- "It's growing! I guess I'm not a totally incompetant gardener."
• Plant (ready to be picked)- "Harvest time!"
• Marsh Plant- "I'm looking for something more adventurous than a plant."
• Spiky Bush- "I'm beginning to think it's trying to keep people away."
• Spiky Bush (picked)- "Don't worry, it'll be dry and thorny in no time."
• Spiky Bush (burning)- "Serves you right."
• Flower- "Sure I can stop and pick flowers. Not like I have anything better to do."
• Petals- "Perfectly good ammo, just laying around."
• Evil Flower- "It'd be pretty if it were a little less evil."
• Dark Petals- "I found all this perfectly good ammo just laying on the ground."
• Carrot (planted)- "A wild vegetable in its natural habitat."
• Red Mushroom- "I'm expecting a little gnome to come out any minute now."
• Red Mushroom (sleeping)- "It's hiding. I don't blame it."
• Red Mushroom (picked)- "I really don't care if it grows back or not."
• Green Mushroom- "Mmmm... green mushrooms. Seems completely edible."
• Green Mushroom (sleeping)- "Soggy feet and mushrooms. Must be rainy season."
• Green Mushroom (picked)- "You never really get rid of mold."
• Blue Mushroom- "I never know which ones are dangerous and which ones are safe."
• Blue Mushroom (sleeping)- "Found you!"
• Blue Mushroom (picked)- "Who goes around picking strange mushrooms? Besides me, I mean."

Reign of Giants

• Birchnut Tree- "Nice enough, as trees go."
• Birchnut Tree (stump)- "Chopped it with my own two hands."
• Birchnut Tree (burning)- "That'll burn out soon."
• Birchnut Tree (burnt)- "Just a pile of ash."
• Birchnut Tree (sapling)- "It's a stick. I'm not going to get all sentimental about it."
• Sapling (withered)- "Likes this heat about as much as I do."
• Grass Tuft (withered)- "Go figure, it's having trouble growing in this excrutiating heat."
• Berry Bush (withered)- "Cold enough for you? Obviously not."
• Plant (withered)- "If you can't take the heat, get out of the garden."
• Birchnut- "Looks like a projectile to me."
• Cactus- "It's almost like it doesn't want to be eaten."
• Cactus (picked)- "I'd be okay if it didn't grow back."
• Tumbleweed- "The chase is on!"

Shipwrecked

• Jungle Tree- "Swell. It's a tree."
• Jungle Tree (burning)- "Not surprising considering it's made of wood."
• Jungle Tree (burnt)- "Well, at least I know it's not alive."
• Jungle Tree (stump)- "That was my handiwork."
• Jungle Tree (sapling)- "Grow up big and not scary."
• Jungle Tree Seed- "Aerodynamically suited to be fired out the Pew-matic."
• Palm Tree- "These trees look different from the air."
• Palm Tree (burning)- "Proof positive that wood does burn."
• Palm Tree (burnt)- "That's not going to grow back."
• Palm Tree (stump)- "I believe that was my handywork." [sic]
• Palm Tree (sapling)- "Coconutty little guy."
• Palm Leaf- "So many uses. Projectile being the best one."
• Regular Jungle Tree (normal and stump)- "Is it me, or is that strange behavior for a tree?"
• Bamboo Patch- "Swell. It's a bunch of sticks."
• Bamboo Patch (burnt)- "Well, that's one way to get bamboo out of your garden."
• Bamboo Patch (stump)- "Bamboo. The one thing more tenacious than me."
• Bamboo Root- "This needs some dirt."
• Bamboo- "One piece is nice. Many pieces are nicer."
• Viney Bush and Snake Den- "Look at all those ropey branches just waiting to be used."
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (burnt)- "I don't miss it, to be honest."
• Viney Bush and Snake Den (stump)- "It'll grow back. I hope."
• Viney Bush Root- "Well, it's not going to grow in my pocket."
• Vine- "The kind of thing that would be more useful if I had a bunch of them."
• Mangrove- "I'm guessing it's safe from fire in this water."
• Mangrove (burnt)- "Guess it wasn't safe from fire in this water."
• Grass (water)- "I wouldn't want to mow that lawn."
• Brainy Sprout- "Sure it has a bigger brain than me, but I have the bigger heart."
• Seaweed (planted and picked)- "Well, that's one way to ensure you get enough water."
• Tidal Plant- "Oh look! It's a plant!"

Hamlet

• Claw Palm Tree- "Strange kind of wood it's got there."
• Claw Palm Tree (burning)- "
• Claw Palm Tree (burnt)- "
• Claw Palm Tree (stump)- "
• Cork- "A light material but not sturdy enough to make a balloon with."
• Claw Palm Sapling (planted)- "
• Rainforest Tree- "Those are pretty leaves."
• Rainforest Tree (burning)- "Where's the fire department when you need them?"
• Rainforest Tree (burnt)- "Still good for charcoal."
• Rainforest Tree (stump)- "I believe that was my doing."
• Sick Rainforest Tree- "Not exactly the picture of health."
• Cocooned Tree- "Not really a 'tree climbing' tree."
• Jungle Burr- "This would look good coming out of the Pew-matic."
• Rainforest Tree Sapling- "Swell. Another tree."
• Tea Tree- "But how do I make tea from it?"
• Tea Tree (burning)- "
• Tea Tree (burnt)- "
• Tea Tree (stump)- "
• Seed Pod- "Good enough to eat. Or fire out the Pew-matic."
• Tea Tree Sapling- "It's a baby tree. It'll grow."
• Tuber Tree- "A tree made of tubers! That'll be an adventure."
• Tall Grass- "Tall grass like that is going to need a machete."
• Tall Grass (cut)- "It'll be overgrown in no time."
• Tall Grass (burning)- "All those bugs have nowhere to hide now."
• Exotic Flower- "You can never have too many flowers. Or projectiles."
• Aloe (planted)- "I'll take that, thank you very much."
• Asparagus (planted)- "That looks like food! Let's hope it tastes like food."
• Radish (planted)- "Those look like radishes!"
• Nettle Vine- "Smells like it's up to something."
• Nettle Vine (picked)- "Hurry up and grow! I need those leaves!"
• Nettle Vine (withered)- "Not having fun here."
• Nettle Vine (moist)- "Oh. It likes the water."
• Nettle Plant (held)- "I'm no gardener but I think this does better when it's in the ground."
• Bramble- "It's never easy, is it?"
• Bramble Bloom- "I know a valuable thing when I see it."
• Hanging Vine- "Vines. Gotta love 'em."
• Great Leafy Stalk- "That's a big tree."
• Lotus Plant- "Almost worth getting my feet wet for that."
• Lily Pad- "A little too heavy to use for a balloon."
• Reeds (water)- "Definitely going to need more of these."
• Lawn Decoration- "Everyone needs a hobby."
• Lawn Decoration (burning)- "Finally we have proof that trees will burn."
• Lawn Decoration (burnt)- "I was never really partial to it anyway."
• Hedge- "Not really one for city landscaping."
• Hedge (untrimmed)- "Needs a haircut. And I need money."
• Hedge (burning)- "This town needs a fire department."
• Hedge (burnt)- "It's burnt down."
• Intricate Topiary- "It's... interesting?"
• Magic Flower- "You stay right there until I need you."
• Weathered Branch- "Maybe I can get some wood out of it."
• Weathered Shrub- "Swell. Another bush. How unusual."
• Weathered Stick- "Someone left their junk lying around."
• Weathered Tree- "Just an old tree."
• Weathered Trunk- "Hope that bird doesn't break me in half like that."

Nature - Objects

Base Game

• Beehive- "I like it better when it's making me honey."
• Killer Bee Hive- "I gotta admit, those horrible bees sure can build a house."
• Honeycomb- "More useful as a sweetener than a comb."
• Hound Mound- "Typical. Dogs never clean up after themselves."
• Bones- "Those hounds don't leave any meat on the bone, do they?"
• Touch Stone- "The perfect precious stone for any adventurer."
• Obelisk (sane, up)- "It's hiding from my voracious wit."
• Obelisk (sane, down)- "Where has it been hiding?"
• Obelisk (insane, up)- "Oh I get it! It's meant to be annoying."
• Obelisk (insane, down)- "Weird little pyramids are a sure sign you're on an adventure."
• Harp Statue- "Wow. How does he play without looking at the strings?"
• Marble Pillar- "A perfectly good marble column just sitting there for anyone to take."
• Marble- "Now I can build the Parthenon I always wanted."
• Rundown House- "Nice house. Could do with some air freshener though."
• Merm Head- "Yeesh. Heck of a welcoming party."
• Pig Head- "He's not going anywhere."
• Pig Torch- "Those pigs do have nice garden lamps."
• Basalt- "It's stronger than my will to break it."
• Boulder- "That's a projectile just waiting to happen."
• Rocks- "A bunch of projectiles. Just sitting there on the ground."
• Flint- "Looks useful. I should go hunting for more of these."
• Nitre- "It's not gold, but it's not useless."
• Gold Nugget- "Gold! I've struck gold!"
• Grave- "I'm just one bad adventure away from being a mound of dirt."
• Grave (dug)- "It's not like they were using it."
• Suspicious Dirt Pile- "Dirt piles. Sure sign of something suspicious."
• Animal Track- "Ohh! A mystery!"
• Animal Track (lost its trail)- "Darn it! I've lost the trail."
• Animal Track (found)- "I'm on the hunt!"
• Wooden Thing- "Can you hear that? It's adventure calling."
• Wooden Thing (partially assembled)- "They never make these things easy, do they?"
• Wooden Thing (locked)- "Looks like a lock. Locks always need a key."
• Wooden Thing (fully assembled)- "If that's not an invitation to adventure, I don't know what is."
• Ring Thing- "Well this looks adventure-y."
• Crank Thing- "No good on its own. But probably good with something else."
• Box Thing- "It does something. Probably."
• Metal Potato Thing- ""Thingys" like this always need more "thingys" to make it work."
• Worm Hole- "Nothing more adventurous than a gigantic open mouth."
• Worm Hole (open)- "Here goes nothing."
• Worm Hole (exited)- "Whew! That was... interesting."
• Pond- "Something fishy about that pond. Might be the fish."
• Skeleton- "Always a good sign there's adventure ahead."
• Spider Den- "So rich they lined their walls with silk."
• Spider Eggs- "Swell. I can make more horrible things."
• Rabbit Hole- "Maybe they're part of an underground resistance."
• Walrus Camp- "How adorable. They think they're people!"
• Walrus Camp (empty)- "They picked up and left in a hurry."
• Sunken Boat- "Is that your boat, bird?"
• Sunken Boat (empty)- "If I had wings, I'd fly away too."
• Flotsam- "One gal's junk is another gal's sea treasure."

Reign of Giants

• Ice- "Bet these would make for some fine frigid projectiles."
• Mini Glacier- "Breaks up into a bunch of frozen projectiles."
• Mini Glacier (melted)- "It's all wet."
• Animal Track (spring, lost trail)- "Drat! Foiled by a bunch of mud."
• Burrow- "Where are you hiding?"
• Rabbit Hole (collapsed)- "Hope they're relaxing in little mud baths down there."
• Rundown House (burnt)- "I'm sure they'll rebuild."
• Merm Head (burnt)- "Well, I won't miss it."
• Pig Head (burnt)- "Can't say I'm going to miss it."
• Hollow Stump- "With all that yarn, there must be knitter inside."
• Hollow Stump (empty)- "Nothing but stump."
• Glommer's Statue- "Swell. A big bug statue."
• Glommer's Statue (mined)- "It's my policy to always break things open and see what's inside."
• Skeleton (self)- "Wow. That's a new one."
• Sunken Boat (burnt)- "That's how most adventures end."

Shipwrecked

• Crabbit Den- "You're not fooling anyone hiding underground like that."
• Fishermerm's Hut- "What a... colorful smell."
• Shoal- "Nice relaxing fishing in a place surrounded by danger."
• Wobster Den- "There's something hiding down there. Something delicious."
• Coral Reef- "Really goes out of its way to be an obstacle, doesn't it?"
• Coral- "I need to find more of them."
• Coral Larva- "Just because it's small, doesn't mean it's cute."
• Limpet Rock- "There are sea creatures stuck to that rock. And they're edible!"
• Limpet Rock (picked)- "It's no longer infected with sea creatures."
• Magma Pile- "One thing adventuring has taught me: always check under the rocks."
• Magma Pile (gold)- "There's gold in them there rocks!"
• Krissure- "A big crack in the ground. That's not suspicious at all."
• Steamer Trunk- "I'm sure whoever that belonged to is long dead,"
• Sandy Pile- "A pile of uniform grains of sand. Exactly what I'm looking for in an adventure."
• Sand- "I can fire it out my Pew-matic and it doesn't even gum up the works."
• Sharkitten Den- "It holds kittens. Dangerous kittens."
• Sharkitten Den (inactive)- "I regret not petting the kittens when I had the chance."
• Volcano- "A blistering adventure waiting to happen."
• Dragoon Egg- "Not exactly excited to see what comes out of there."
• Suspicious Bubbles- "There lies adventure!"
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost its trail)- "Ugh! Where'd that whale go?"
• Suspicious Bubbles (found)- "I know you're close, whale."
• Suspicious Bubbles (lost trail, Monsoon Season)- "Drat! I lost the trail."
• Tar Slick- "Black gold. Or black goop. Take your pick."
• Tar- "Looks horrible, smells worse. But I need it."
• Tar Trap- "Sticky swimming."
• Tidal Pool- "You never know what's lurking within its depths. Unless you have a fishing rod."
• Lava Pool- "Swell. I'll just dip my toe in to test the temperature."
• Mussels- "What are they doing way down there?"
• Mussels (with stick)- ""Maybelle Wheeler and the Secret of the Mussel Bed"."
• Slot Machine- "Come on... Wheeler needs a new balloon..."
• Electric Isosceles- "An equalateral adventure."
• Octo Chest- "I have to admit, that's a cool magic trick."
• Debris- "What are you doing with a boat, bird?"
• Crate- "Not your typical treasure chest, but it works."
• Wildbore Head- "That looks like something I should avoid."
• Seashell (beached)- "Someone left a perfectly good seashell just laying on the beach!"
• Seashell- "Pretty useless by themselves but an armful of them would come in incredibly handy."
• Poisonous Hole- "Smells like a trap. Also smells like a sewer."
• Gunpowder Barrel- "A Ka-BLAMMER. Or is it a Ka-BLOOEYER?"
• X Marks the Spot- "A chest of adventure buried under the ground!"
• Rawling- "You look like you've seen your share of adventure."
• Watery Grave- "That looks like something I should check for treasure."
• Wreck- "A grounded boat. I know how that feels."
• Wooden Platform Thing (all states)- "Can you hear that? It's adventure calling."
• Grassy Thing- "No good on its own. But probably good with something else."
• Screw Thing- "It does something. Probably."
• Wooden Potato Thing- ""Thingys" like this always need more "thingys" to make it work."
• Ring Thing- "Well this looks adventure-y."

Hamlet

• Stone Slab- "My grandma taught me to always look under rocks."
• Dung Pile- "Normally I'm all for getting my hands dirty but..."
• Dung Pile (picked)- "What happens in the jungle, stays in the jungle."
• Dung Ball- "Huh. It's almost like nobody wants a ball of poop."
• Thundernest- "Full of iron."
• Iron Hulk (head)- "Are you aware you're missing the rest of your body?"
• Iron Hulk (hand)- "Where's the rest of you?"
• Iron Hulk (ribs)- "I like it better when it's not awake."
• Iron Hulk (foot)- "Well, it's better than facing two left feet."
• Large Iron Hulk (partially assembled)- "How much am I going to regret putting that all together?"
• Iron Ore- "Well it's not good balloon material."
• Sparkling Pool- "A sparkly pool. A little too sparkly."
• Gold Dust- "Hardly worth holding onto. If I could find more of it though..."
• Gnat Mound- "Not bad, for a mound full of bugs."
• Farm House- "I thought they would've built their home out of straw."
• Farm House (burning)- "They're not sleeping there tonight."
• Quarry Lodgings- "Looks like they put all those rocks into building a house."
• Quarry Lodgings (burning)- "Huh. Wouldn't think stone would burn that well."
• Secret Bandit Camp- "If you're going to hide a treasure, don't put a fancy feather on it."
• Cave Cleft- "Those bats are wasting their time in a cave when they should be outside flying."
• Ruinous Entrance- "
• Mant Hill- "Can't get more adventurous than going into a giant insect nest."
• Crumbling Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
• Ancient Wall- "Looks like it's been wallpapered."
• Fountain of Youth- "The legendary Fountain of Youth! I've found it."
• Ominous Carving- "That looks... ominous."
• Teetering Pillar- "Looks sturdy enough."
• Petrified Egg (1)- "Parts of an egg."
• Petrified Egg (2)- "Please let it belong to a bird and not a reptile."
• Petrified Egg (3)- "Someone making scrambled eggs?"
• Petrified Egg (4)- "It's an egg shell. I don't suppose there's a bird around."
• Rusty Lamp- "Maybe it's good for parts?"
• Weathered House- "Well, they probably have a nice view."

Nature - Caves

Base Game

• Plugged Sinkhole- "My Grandma taught me to always look under rocks."
• Sinkhole (generic)- "I'm going to leave it, for now."
• Sinkhole (open)- "I'm not one to reject an invitation like that.",
• Exit to Surface (generic)- "Why would I want to leave?"
• Exit to Surface (open)- "It's a way out."
• Red Mushtree- "I've seen that kind of thing in cellars."
• Green Mushtree- "A Christmas Tree for spelunkers."
• Blue Mushtree- "A bit of a mold problem in here."
• Light Flower (single)- "It's growing projectiles!"
• Light Flower (double)- "You know what they say: Two bulbs are better than one."
• Light Flower (triple)- "That's a lot of things I can fire through the air."
• Light Bulb- "Glowing projectiles. Perfect."
• Stalagmite (normal and pointy)- "I'm going to go ahead and guess it's a rock."
• Spilagmite- "Looks like a swell place to live."
• Slurtle Mound- "Not my idea of a dream home."
• Splumonkey Pod- "It's trying to look scary, but it doesn't quite pull it off."
• Fern- "That says projectile to me."
• Foliage- "Swell. A bunch of leaves."
• Cave Banana Tree- "Aw, that's sweet. It grew those bananas just for me."
• Cave Banana Tree (burnt)- "You pick a fight with fire, you always lose."

Hamlet

• Spooky Hole- "If that comes down, the whole place could collapse."
• Stone Plug- "Time to get back to 'reality'."
• Unimportant Rock Pillar- "Could be the only thing here doing any work."

Nature - Ruins

Base Game

• Ruins Sinkhole- "Smells like trouble. I like trouble."
• Ancient Statue- "It looks... old."
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station (broken)- "Now, what would repair this thing?"
• Ancient Pseudoscience Station- "Looks like an ancient knowledge kind of thing."
• Algae- "Looks like some kind of... plant?"
• Broken Clockworks (type 1)- "I said I wanted to see something new. That's definitely something new."
• Broken Clockworks (type 2)- "I don't know who made it, but it's unmade now."
• Broken Clockworks (type 3)- "Doesn't look like flying machine, so why should I fix it?"
• Relic- "Someone moved out in a hurry."
• Relic (broken)- "A little love will fix that up. A little love and some rocks."
• Thulecite Fragments- "This seems like the kind of thing I'm going to need more of."
• Cave Lichen- "Looks projectile-y."
• Ornate Chest- "It's a trap! But it's also very, very tempting."
• Large Ornate Chest- "Experience tells me these things aren't always what they seem."
• Nightmare Light- "Light is good. Light is very good."

Nature - Volcano

Shipwrecked

• Obsidian Workbench- "Look, someone threw out a perfectly good workbench."
• Coffee Plant- "I've learned never to turn down a free coffee."
• Coffee Plant (picked)- "I need coffee so I can deal with the fact that I can't have coffee."
• Coffee Plant (barren)- "Longs for the nourishing effects of poop."
• Coffee Plant (withered)- "Unlike me, it's very particular about where it lives."
• Coffee Plant (held)- "Pretty picky about where it wants to live."
• Elephant Cactus- "Relax! I'm just trying to cut you down."
• Elephant Cactus (withered)- "A big bunch of spikes on a big bunch of cactus."
• Elephant Cactus Stump- "If I dig it up, I could plant it anywhere I wanted to be fired at."
• Elephant Cactus (held)- "I should plant it so I can enjoy being fired at anywhere I want."
• Cactus Spike- "This is nice but I need more to make anything decent with it."
• Obsidian Boulder- "It'd be useful to have a lot more of these."
• Obsidian- "I like this rock. It's feisty."
• Charcoal Boulder- "I'm going to need more of these."
• Burnt Ash Tree- "I always find plant life in the strangest of places."
• Dragoon Saliva- "Ugh! Who's leaving pools of lava spit everywhere?"
• Woodlegs' Cage- "Someone needs rescuing!"
• Woodlegs (free)- "
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice- "
• Volcano Altar of Snackrifice (active)- "
• Volcano (exit)- "Back to the "Regular" world."

Nature - Ruinous Caves

Hamlet

• A Smashing Pot- "Never pass up an opportunity to smash a pot."
• Decorative Holes?- "Has the distinct look of a boobytrap."
• Nasty Spear Trap- "Haha! I'm still standing, trap!"
• ファイル:Busted Spear Trap.pngBusted Spear Trap- "You've lost your ambushing privileges."
• Tempting Idol- "I'll need to get that totem free to take it back to the pigs."
• Eroding Totem- "The pigs only want the top part. How do I get it free?"
• Crumbling Visage- "Missing something... like its body."
• Pressure Plate- "I know a pressure plate when I see one."
• Striking Carving- "That's a trap if I've ever seen it."
• Striking Statue- "I'm going to go ahead and assume that's a trap."
• Suspicious Crack- "Not conspicuous at all."
• Unimportant Pillar- "Looks like the only thing holding the roof up."
• Vines- "This place needs a gardener."
• Wall Brazier- "Complementary torches! They really know how to treat a gal right!"
• Wishing Well- "I wish... I could fly away from here."
• End's Well- "I'm going to avoid drinking that water."
• Aporkalypse Calendar- "If only I could turn time back to before I crashed here."

Nature - Mant Hill

Hamlet

• Antcomb Home- "Full of bundled up big baby bugs."
• Honey Chest- "I need the storage space, but I want the honey."
• Lamp- "Oh good. That keeps my hands free."
• Mant Warrior Egg- "Better get dodging, Wheeler."
• Stalacmite Throne- "I bet she was guarding some kind of treasure."

Nature - Palace

Hamlet

• Palace- "Ohh! A castle adventure. I love those."
• Royal Gallery Exhibit- "A tribute to someone else's adventures."

Turfs

Base Game

• Wooden Flooring, Carpeted Flooring, and Checkerboard Flooring- "Do I really need to drag this floor around with me?"
• Cobblestones- "Do I really need to drag this road around with me?"
• Forest Turf, Grass Turf, Marsh Turf, Savanna Turf, Mud Turf, Guano Turf, Slimy Turf, Fungal Turf (all colors), and Cave Rock Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
• Rocky Turf- "Do I really need to drag these rocks around with me?"

Reign of Giants

• All Turfs- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"

Shipwrecked

• Snakeskin Rug- "Do I really need to drag this floor around with me?"
• Jungle Turf, Meadow Turf, Magma Turf, Tidal Marsh Turf, Ashy Turf, and Volcano Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"

Hamlet

• Lawn Turf, Cultivated Turf, Dense Turf, Rainforest Turf, Wild Plains Turf, Painted Sand Turf, and Mossy Turf- "Do I really need to drag this dirt around with me?"
• Flat Stone Turf- "Do I really need to drag these stones around with me?"
• Stone Road Turf- "Do I really need to drag this road around with me?"
• Beard Hair Rug- "Do I really need to drag this facial hair around with me?"

Mobs - Monsters

Base Game

• Clockwork Knight- "An accordion stomach. Bold choice. Not one I would've made."
• Clockwork Bishop- "I'm not in the mood to play games, mister!"
• Clockwork Rook- "Swell. And I was having such a good day."
• Damaged Knight- "Reminds me of the broken down merry-go-round I saw once."
• Damaged Bishop- "Looks like he's been playing Full Contact Chess?"
• Damaged Rook- "Stuck together with gears and sticky tape."
• Charlie (the darkness monster)- "Swell. There's something hiding in the dark."
• Charlie (attacked by)- "ACK! Knock it off!"
• Hound- "You'd be better if you were a cat."
• Red Hound- "Should I be terrified? Just for future reference."
• Blue Hound- "Am I supposed to be scared? Because I am."
• Hound's Tooth- "I have two words for you: Pew. Pew."
• Spider- "I've seen bigger spiders. Oh wait, no I haven't."
• Spider (sleeping)- "Sleeping on the job."
• Spider (dead)- "I'd say a few words but I don't speak spider."
• Spider Warrior- "That's a nice color on you."
• Spider Warrior (sleeping)- "I'll just tip-toe by."
• Spider Warrior (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you."
• Spider Gland- "Can't let this gross thing go to waste."
• Silk- "Made by the finest enormous spiders."
• Krampus- "Whoops. All those little bad acts have come back to haunt me."
• Krampus Sack- "A treasure trove of extra storage!"
• Merm- "Hi, I'm Wheeler. And you are... not human?"
• Frog- "Sir, you seem to have accidentally stolen my stuff!"
• Frog (sleeping)- "Hopefully it's hibernating. Forever."
• Frog (dead)- "I promise I will go on without you!"
• Tentacle- "Swell. There's a tentacle coming out of the ground."
• Tentacle Spike- "Can't beat a weapon with spiky things coming out of it."
• Tentacle Spots- "It's like rubber. Rubber from a monster arm."
• Big Tentacle (1)- "Hmm... looks suspiciously like something I should avoid."
• Big Tentacle (2)- "Excuse while I tip-toe by." [sic]
• Baby Tentacle- "This one's just a little bit horrible."
• Guardian Pig- "Not everyone can pull off a look like that."
• Werepig- "Don't take this the wrong way, but you may need a shave."
• Ghost- "I'll end up one of those if I don't get out of here soon."
• MacTusk- "If only I could grow a mustache like that."
• Wee MacTusk- "Not everyone can pull off a mustache like that."
• Walrus Tusk- "Big deal, it's a tooth. I have a bunch of them in my mouth."
• Tam o' Shanter- "All the rage with the sane people this season."
• Mosquito- "You don't deserve to fly."
• Mosquito (held)- "Haha! Not so annoying now, are you!"
• Mosquito Sack- "I'm taking my blood back."
• Cave Spider- "Found you!"
• Spitter- "You're not making any friends with your attitude."
• Batilisk- "I was never that angry when I was flying."
• Meat Bulb- "Animal or vegetable? Make up your mind!"
• Fleshy Bulb- "A plantable pet. Swell."
• Eyeplant- "Not normally what I expect to see, but okay."
• Slurper- "I'll make you a deal: you keep your slobber, I'll keep my brain."
• Slurper Pelt- "Light and fluffy. I need to find more of these."
• Dangling Depth Dweller- "It's rude to just drop in on someone like that."
• Depths Worm (emerged)- "You seem angry. Maybe we can talk this out."
• Depths Worm (lure)- "Oh! Shiny thing!"
• Depths Worm (burrowed)- "Nothing less suspicious than a pile of dirt."
• Ewecus- "I'm sure he has a winning personality."
• Steel Wool- "Of course that sheep would have scratchy wool."

Reign of Giants

• Varg- "You'd be better as a cat."
• Poison Birchnut Tree- "Swell. Even the trees are alive."
• Birchnutter- "Well, I wanted to see something new."

Shipwrecked

• Crocodog- "Excuse me while I avoid you."
• Yellow Crocodog- "Pardon me while avoid your teeth." [sic]
• Blue Crocodog- "Allow me to avoid you altogether."
• Floaty Boaty Knight- "Sure, you can float, but can you fly?"
• Flup- "What is he so angry about? He's got an extra eyeball."
• Eyeshot- "Hmmm... should I use my Pew-matic or this weird eyeball blowdart?"
• Pirate Ghost- "Swell. Just swell."
• Poison Mosquito- "You don't deserve those wings."
• Yellow Mosquito Sack- "Whose blood is in this?"
• Snake- "I admire your capacity to fit so much annoying into such a small body."
• Poison Snake- "You're poison does nothing to endear you to me." [sic]
• Snakeskin- "Soft. Supple. Not currently attached to a snake. I like it!"
• Sea Hound- "I'd like you a lot more if you were a sea cat."
• Stink Ray- "Swell. The most horrible parts of skunks and sting-rays put together."
• Swordfish- "Swell. A swimming swashbuckler."
• White Whale- "I've heard tell of this elusive creature."
• White Whale Carcass- "A rare form of rotting carcass spotted in the wild."
• Dragoon- "Don't mind me, just trying to avoid you."

Hamlet

• Ancient Spirit- "Why do ancient ruins always have to be haunted?"
• Giant Grub- "My guess is he's not too interested in making friends."
• Gnat Swarm- "Normally I like being around flyers, but I'll make an exception."
• Hanging Vine- "If I didn't know any better, I'd think that vine wants my stuff."
• Mant Warrior- "Swell. This one's angry."
• Masked Pig- "Don't like your attitude, but I admire your sense of style."
• Swashy Hat- "An adventuring hat, if I've ever seen one."
• Bandit Stash Map- "Time to burgle from the burglar."
• Poison Dartfrog- "Are you aware of how annoying you are?"
• Poison Dartfrog (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of stealing my stuff."
• Poison Dartfrog (dead)- "Gotta be honest, I'm not going to miss you."
• Rabid Beetle- "Probably just agitated because it can't fly well."
• Rabid Beetle (sleeping)- "Quite the snorer."
• Rabid Beetle (dead)- "Not too sorry about that."
• Scorpion- "Keep your stinger to yourself, mister!"
• Scorpion (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak by..."
• Scorpion (dead)- "I'll be honest, I don't care."
• Snaptooth Seedling- "I like you guys better when you're old and can't move around so much."
• Snaptooth Seedling (sleeping)- "All tuckered out after a day of terrorizing."
• Snaptooth Seedling (dead)- "It died so young. So young and so horrible."
• Snaptooth Flytrap- "Excuse me while I avoid you entirely."
• Snaptooth Flytrap (sleeping)- "Sleeping on the job. Not that I have a problem with that."
• Snaptooth Flytrap (dead)- "I'm not going to cry over that."
• Spider Monkey- "Because being a giant ape wasn't enough, you had to add spider legs."
• Spider Monkey (sleeping)- "I'm just going to sneak by..."
• Spider Monkey (dead)- "It's better this way."
• Vampire Bat- "A misuse of flying abilities."
• Vampire Bat (sleeping)- "If I could only steal its wings while its asleep." [sic]
• Vampire Bat (dead)- "Grounded for good."
• Pig Skin?- "Hmmm... never noticed those bats had a springy tail."
• Viper- "Don't want to bother you. I'll just be on my way."
• Weevole- "Aggravating bugs! A complete waste of wings."
• Weevole Carapace- "Light enough to fire out the Pew-matic."

Mobs - Neutral Animals

Base Game

• Beefalo- "Makes fine wool. And even finer manure."
• Beefalo (follower)- "You look like you're up for an adventure."
• Beefalo (sleeping)- "I bet I could shave it right now and it wouldn't even notice."
• Beefalo (naked)- "Aw. Someone should knit it a coat."
• Beefalo (domesticated)- "You and I could definitely get into some trouble."
• Beefalo (domesticated, pudgy)- "I'm sure he can walk it off."
• Beefalo (domesticated, docile)- "Now I only have to teach it to fly."
• Beefalo (domesticated, ornery)- "Having a bad day. Having a bad hair day too."
• Beefalo Wool- "A woolly projectile."
• Beefalo Horn- "Meh. I like horn mine better." [sic]
• Baby Beefalo- "Aw. So cute and smelly."
• Baby Beefalo (sleeping)- "Even cuter and smellier when they're asleep."
• Bee- "Flying is wasted on insects."
• Bee (held)- "I'm surprised it doesn't sting me."
• Killer Bee- "You guys should relax. You'll make more friends that way."
• Killer Bee (held)- "You're going to make me honey, whether you like it or not."
• Stinger- "So cute and projectile-y."
• Pig- "I hope he doesn't ask me my views on bacon."
• Pig (follower)- "Swell. A pig sidekick."
• Pig (dead)- "Lived a better life than the other pigs I've known."
• Pig Skin- "I have so many uses for pig butt."
• Bunnyman- "Yeah, that's not creepy at all."
• Bunny Puff- "A puffy projectile."
• Koalefant- "Mystery solved."
• Winter Koalefant- "Haha! Didn't think I would find you, did you?"
• Pengull- "You're going to get your suit dirty sliding around in it like that."
• Rock Lobster- "You look like you've had some adventures."
• Slurtle- "A little advice: You might go faster if you ditched that heavy shell."
• Snurtle- "Aw. It's shy."
• Slurtle Slime- "Looks a lot like a slimy projectile."
• Broken Shell- "Pfft. Not even good as ammunition."
• Shelmet- "I like it. It shows off my desire not to get hurt."
• Snurtle Shell Armor- "You never really know a snail until you slink a mile in its shell."
• Splumonkey- "I can launch things too, you know.

Reign of Giants

• Buzzard- "Nice wings. Wanna give me a ride?"
• Catcoon- "Cats make better pets than dogs. It's a fact."
• Cat Tail- "Heads or tails? I pick tails."
• Volt Goat- "Seems friendly enough."
• Volt Goat (charged)- "My hair gets like that in a thunderstorm too."
• Volt Goat Horn- "I guess I could poke something with it."

Shipwrecked

• Blue Whale- "Found it!"
• Blue Whale Carcass- "Swell. That's a smell I'll never forget."
• Bottlenose Ballphin- "Well "Eek Eek" to you too."
• Dorsal Fin- "The ballphins would want me to have this."
• Jellyfish- "I'd appreciate it if you didn't try to shock me while I was fighting you."
• Jellyfish (held)- "Smiley little guy. What do you know that I don't?"
• Water Beefalo- "You'd think the water would wash away all its stink."
• Horn- "Someone else's teeth."
• Prime Ape- "There are better things to throw than poop."
• Wildbore- "Don't take this the wrong way, but I'm going to leave."

Hamlet

• Elder Mandrake- "Mind not eating me, I have adventuring to do."
• Hippopotamoose- "He likes making waves."
• Hippopotamoose Antler- "Maybe I could use it as a hatrack. Or a hat."
• Mant- "Travel. See the world. Meet some interesting insects."
• Mant (sleeping)- "I'll just sneak on by."
• Mant (dead)- "I won't step on it out of respect."
• Platapine- "Excuse me while I avoid your quills."
• Platapine (sleeping)- "Stay asleep so I can get that lotus flower."
• Platapine (dead)- "Spun himself to death."
• Platapine Quill- "You could poke someone's eye out with this."
• Pog- "You're cute. You'd be cuter as a cat."
• Pog (follower)- "Swell. Another mouth to feed."
• Pog (sleeping)- "Finally, it stopped eating."
• Pog (Aporkalypse)- "Are you aware that you're terrifying now?"
• Royal Guard- "Not looking to cause any trouble here, officer."
• Royal Guard (sleeping)- "Doesn't seem like he gets the concept of guarding."
• Royal Guard (palace variant)- "Looks like he'd be a good adventuring companion."
• Royal Guard (palace variant, sleeping)- "Doesn't inspire a lot of confidence."

Mobs - Passive Animals

Base Game

• Butterfly- "It's more a flutterer than a flyer."
• Butterfly (held)- "Tell me all your flying secrets."
• Crow- "You think you could fly me out of here?"
• Crow (held)- "If I hold onto him tight, maybe I'll make liftoff."
• Redbird- "Mind lending me your wings so I can fly away from here?"
• Redbird (held)- "I know how it feels to not be able to fly away."
• Snowbird- "How do you fly in this weather?"
• Snowbird (held)- "Fly me away."
• Jet Feather- "I'll keep it to remind me of how I'm not flying."
• Crimson Feather- "Maybe if I cover myself in feathers I can fly away from here."
• Azure Feather- "A feather that doesn't let me fly? That hardly seems fair."
• Gobbler- "Not the smartest bird in the bush."
• Eye Bone- "It's missing an eye. And everything else."
• Eye Bone (Chester dead)- "Well, at least someone can sleep."
• Eye Bone (ashes)- "I'm guessing it doesn't work anymore."
• Chester- "I would've named you "Pockets"."
• Rabbit- "Fur balls of food."
• Rabbit (held)- "This will probably not end well for you."
• Fireflies- "Let's be friends! I'm not just saying that 'cause I'm terrified of the dark."
• Fireflies (held)- "Now, where am I going to put you guys."
• Mandrake (planted)- "Give me one good reason why I shouldn't just launch you out of the Pew-matic."
• Mandrake (follower)- "Swell. I picked up an annoying sidekick."
• Mandrake (dead)- "Forgive me if I don't mourn your death."
• Mandrake (cooked, 1)- "Just looking at it makes me yawn."
• Mandrake (cooked, 2)- "That took a lot out of me."
• Mandrake (knocked out by)- "Once again I defy death!"

Reign of Giants

• Glommer- "Do you like flying as much as I do?"
• Glommer's Flower- "My flying buddy likes the smell."
• Glommer's Flower (Glommer dead)- "Nothing but fertilizer now."
• Glommer's Flower (ashes)- "Well, hopefully there's another one."
• Glommer's Wings- "(sigh) If only I could use them to fly."
• Glommer's Goop- "I have to find a good use for it before it stinks up the place."
• Raised Dirt (underground Moleworm)- "Get outta there!"
• Moleworm (aboveground)- "Hoo hoo! I'll get you yet!"
• Moleworm (held)- "So you're the one eating all my ammo!"

Shipwrecked

• Bioluminescence- "Seaborne glowing stuff!"
• Crabbit- "Be a dear and stay right there so I can catch you."
• Shifting Sands- "Those crabbits are experts at hide-and-seek."
• Dogfish- "Should've been a catfish. I might've taken pity on you."
• Sharkitten- "Don't pet the kitten, Wheeler. Don't. Pet. The. Kitten."
• Fishbone- "Swell. A dead fish. Just what I need."
• Packim Baggims- "A flyer who appreciates the need for storage space. We have so much in common."
• Rainbow Jellyfish- "Why are you so happy?"
• Rainbow Jellyfish (held)- "I found the end of the rainbow jellyfish."
• Parrot- "Could you get some of your friends together to fly me away from here?"
• Parrot Pirate- "A flyer and an adventurer. We've got a lot in common!"
• Seagull- "I wouldn't mind if you flew me out of here."
• Seagull (in water)- "You have wings, why aren't you flying!?"
• Toucan- "If you can fly with that big beak, maybe you can handle flying a person."
• Cormorant- "Maybe it'll teach me how to fly."
• Doydoy- "I waited my whole life to see a bird like that. It wasn't worth the wait."
• Doydoy Nest- "Just as flightless as the birds who make it."
• Doydoy Feather- "No wonder those birds can't fly, their feathers are so big!"
• Doydoy Egg- "The polka dots mean it's ripe."
• Hatching Doydoy Egg- "Stay inside, little bird. The flightless life isn't all that great."
• Fried Doydoy Egg- "Just once I'd love to make a decent plate of scrambled eggs."
• Baby Doydoy- "You'll grow up big and flightless."
• Wobster- "Don't mind me, just trying to capture you for my dinner."
• Fishermerm- "Born to fish."

Hamlet

• Banker- "He likes the shiny things."
• Banker (sleeping)- "Someone's liable to rob him like this."
• Beautician- "A lady who likes her feathers."
• Beautician (sleeping)- "No pillow. Maybe that's what she needs all those feathers for."
• Collector- "Someone who appreciates the junk I find on my adventures."
• Collector (sleeping)- "Should I poke him to see if he's still alive?"
• Erudite- "A purveyor of fine esoteric interests."
• Erudite (sleeping)- "All that nightmare fuel must give her nightmares."
• Farmer- "A simple pig with simple desires. Namely, that I don't steal his stuff."
• Farmer (sleeping)- "No doubt dreaming of a bedroom."
• Florist- "Personally, my interests go beyond flower petals, but to each their own."
• Florist (sleeping)- "Couldn't even make it to her home."
• Hatmaker- "What's she so happy about? I probably don't want to know."
• Hatmaker (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
• Hunter- "Looks like someone who's been in a lot of fights."
• Hunter (sleeping)- "Maybe he just likes to sleep under the stars."
• Mayor Truffleston- "In all my adventures, I've never been able to escape bureaucracy."
• Mayor Truffleston (sleeping)- "You'd think a fancy pig like him would have a home to go to."
• Miner- "You like rocks? Just plain old everyday rocks? Okay..."
• Miner (sleeping)- "So tired he didn't even make it back to his home."
• Professor- "Ah! Someone who appreciates all my archeological finds."
• Professor (sleeping)- "Probably dreaming of adventures."
• Pig Queen- "Maybelle Dorothea Wheeler at your service, your majesty."
• Shopkeep- "Someone who appreciates her town's landscaping."
• Shopkeep (sleeping)- "I'm going to go out on a limb and say she's tired."
• Usher- "You look like you've seen your share of adventures."
• Usher (sleeping)- "Aw... so cute."
• Worker- "Swell. He can fix a house but not a balloon."
• Worker (sleeping)- "I guess his home is still a work in progress."
• Kingfisher- "What an aerodynamic beak!"
• Kingfisher (sleeping)- "Like me, it probably dreams of flying."
• Kingfisher (dead)- "I'll miss him."
• Parrot- "Beautiful wings. Can I use 'em?"
• Parrot (sleeping)- "Sweet dreams."
• Parrot (dead)- "Rests in peace."
• Pigeon- "Fly! Fly away from here! And take me with you."
• Pigeon (sleeping)- "Probably having one of those flying dreams."
• Pigeon (dead)- "Always sad to see a fellow flyer go down."
• Dung Beetle- "Swell. A giant bug on a giant ball of poop."
• Dung Beetle (without Dung Ball)- "At least it smells a little better now."
• Dung Beetle (sleeping)- "Just screaming to be stepped on."
• Dung Beetle (dead)- "Someone should write a eulogy. Not me, but someone."
• Glowfly- "A flyer and a glower. My new best friend."
• Glowfly (sleeping)- "Wake up and glow for me!"
• Glowfly (dead)- "I guess it can't fly me out of here now."
• Glowfly (cocoon)- "Aww... It's wrapped up all nice and cozy."
• Pangolden- "I don't actually mind picking up his poop."
• Peagawk- "Has the eyesight for flying but not the wings for it."
• Peagawk (hiding)- "Something's hiding in there."
• Peagawk (sleeping)- "Maybe I can just pluck out one of those feathers..."
• Peagawk (dead)- "I promise, I will go on without you!"
• Peagawk Plume- "Normally I don't mind feathers, but this one keeps staring at me."
• Piko- "Has more storage space in its cheeks than I do in my pockets."
• Piko (sleeping)- "At least it doesn't steal in its sleep."
• Piko (dead)- "Sad. It only wanted to steal things."
• Orange Piko- "Has a strangely caffeinated smell."
• Thunderbird- "Work on making those wings fly instead of zapping people."
• Thunder Feather- "For a feather, it feels pretty heavy."

Mobs - Tallbird family

Base Game

• Tallbird- "Don't mind me. Just trying not to get pecked."
• Tallbird Nest (with egg)- "Looks pretty cozy for a bunch of sticks."
• Tallbird Nest (empty)- "Is that a nest or did one of those living trees get a haircut."
• Tallbird Egg and Hatching Tallbird Egg- "There's a little flyer inside, just waiting to get out."
• Fried Tallbird Egg- "Why can't I ever make scrambled eggs?"
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (dead, eating the egg)- "I prefer scrambled eggs."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too hot)- "It's sweating. That's just swell."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (too cold)- "It's cold. Even I don't want to come out when it's cold."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (long time left)- "I'll just mentally organize my sock drawer while I wait."
• Hatching Tallbird Egg (short time left)- "Better get hatching, bird. We've got adventuring to do!"
• Smallbird- "Look at you flying. What's your secret?"
• Smallbird (hungry)- "Better feed this guy before he realizes he can eat me."
• Smallbird (starving)- "All right! All right! I'll feed you."
• Smallish Tallbird- "I also know the heartbreak of losing the ability to fly."
• Smallish Tallbird (hungry)- "Teenagers. Always hungry."
• Smallish Tallbird (starving, attacking)- "Really? You can't get your own food?"
• Pecked by a Smallish Tallbird- "Ouch! What'd I ever do to you?"

Mobs - Bosses

Base Game

• Treeguard- "I'm sure I'll look back on this one day and laugh."
• Treeguard (lumpy)- "I don't mean to alarm you, but you appear to be a walking tree."
• Spider Queen- "I don't suppose she's more afraid of me than I am of her."
• Spiderhat- "It'll be all the rage in the murky places."
• Deerclops- "Mind holding my stuff while I run away in terror?"
• Deerclops Eyeball- "I wonder if its eye is bigger than its stomach."
• Ancient Guardian- "I'm guessing he's guarding something. Big monsters usually are."
• Guardian's Horn- "Seems a shame to waste it."

Reign of Giants

• Bearger- "If I was looking for trouble, I just found it."
• Thick Fur- "Nice thick fur."
• Moose/Goose- "Tell me, can you fly with those wings?"
• Moose/Goose Egg and Nest- "Looks cozy. Kinda."
• Mosling- "You could be a great flyer if you just applied yourself."
• Down Feather- "This would be useful if I could find more of them."
• Dragonfly- "All that hot air must be keeping her afloat."
• Scales- "What am I supposed to do with some old skin?"
• Lava Spit (hot)- "I'm a good spitter too, but you don't see me showing off."
• Lava Spit (cool)- "I bet it has dragonfly cooties."

Shipwrecked

• Palm Treeguard- "Don't take this personal but I'm going to leave." [sic]
• Quacken- "Am I supposed to be impressed? Because I am."
• Quacken Tentacle- "Quit wiggling around so I can fight you!"
• Chest of the Depths- "Aw... That terrible sea monster left me a gift. How thoughtful."
• Quacken Beak- "Something to remember my adventures. This and my scars."
• Sealnado- "Swell. Now the wind is alive."
• Sealnado (failed attack)- "
• Sealnado (seal form)- "It's always the cutest things that cause the most destruction."
• Turbine Blades- "Doesn't look like the kind that would fall off a plane."
• Magic Seal- "That's a treasure if I ever saw one."
• Tiger Shark- "I still like you better than a dog."
• Eye of the Tiger Shark- "I hope this is useful because my hands are all gooey now."
• Shark Gills- "It's important to use the whole animal."

Hamlet

• Pugalisk- "Time to use those dodging skills, Wheeler."
• Snake Bone- "No meat on this bone, but I bet it'd be good for a soup."
• Petrifying Bones- "It conveniently dug its own grave."
• Pugalisk Skull- "It's dead. Why do I feel like it's still staring at me?"
• Queen Womant- "Ma'am, this is no way to treat a guest!"
• Royal Crown- "Something about this tells me it belongs to royalty."
• Ancient Herald- "You must be a riot at parties."
• Dark Tatters- "Swell. Ripped clothes from that creepy thing."
• Large Iron Hulk- "I probably should have let you sleep."
• Infused Iron- "Was it glowing like that before?"

Mobs - Other

Base Game

• Maxwell- "Don't take this the wrong way, but you're evil."
• Pig King- "One thing about traveling the world, you learn to barter with everyone."
• Wes (trapped)- "Just say the word and I'll get you out of there."
• Abigail- "Awww, she has a cute little bow."

Reign of Giants

• Bigfoot- "I can't even see this guy's head, he's so big."

Shipwrecked

• Soggy Monkey (Wilbur)- "Looks oddly like he needs a crown."
• Yaarctopus- "One day I hope to retire to a rock of my own."

Hamlet

• Maxameleon- "Are you deliberately avoiding me?"
• BFB (head)- "Yes! Fly me away from here!"
• BFB (leg)- "Maybe if I can hang onto its legs, I can fly again."
• BFB (tail)- "Those feathers look big enough to lift me off the ground."
• Wilba (locked)- "

Food - Meats

Base Game

• Egg- "Perfectly projectile shaped."
• Egg (cooked)- "Drat. I was trying to make scrambled eggs."
• Meat- "Meat. It tastes like meat."
• Cooked Meat- "Meat on a bone to put a little meat on your bones."
• Jerky- "Small, dry and ready to be eaten."
• Morsel- "Hardly any meat on that bone to put meat on your bones."
• Cooked Morsel- "The snacking meat."
• Small Jerky- "Dry. Chewy. Ready to be eaten."
• Monster Meat- "What's that smell? It smells like... horror?"
• Cooked Monster Meat- "I like my monster meat medium roar."
• Monster Jerky- "Drying it really seals in the horror."
• Leafy Meat- "Green. Grown on a plant. Everything you want in a piece of meat."
• Cooked Leafy Meat- "I'll try to eat around the green parts."
• Drumstick- "The original meat on a stick."
• Fried Drumstick- "Still a bit furry."
• Fish- "Ah, dead fish. The most unappetising of all smells."
• Cooked Fish- "Bones included at no extra cost!"
• Eel- "The slime makes it go down easy."
• Cooked Eel- "A nice appetizing shade of green."
• Koalefant Trunk- "Swell. I'll add it to my collection of nose related treasures."
• Winter Koalefant Trunk- "Am I supposed to be proud of this?"
• Koalefant Trunk Steak- "I hope it tastes like chicken. And not nose."
• Frog Legs- "Nice gams!"
• Cooked Frog Legs- "The things I do for adventure."
• Batilisk Wing- "Maybe if I flapped it really fast I could get off the ground."
• Cooked Batilisk Wing- "Swell."

Shipwrecked

• Dead Dogfish- "I'm afraid your swimming days are over."
• Dead Swordfish- "Your adventure is at an end. My adventure is just beginning."
• Tropical Fish- "Looks like it'd make a beautiful lunch."
• Dead Jellyfish- "I'll dedicate a passage to you in my memoirs."
• Cooked Jellyfish- "It's like gum. Only not tasty."
• Dead Rainbow Jellyfish- "Shiny happy food."
• Cooked Rainbow Jellyfish- "What it lost in shine, it gained in palatability."
• Dried Jellyfish- "Just as chewy as when it's not dried."